Episode 21
Attack On Titian Finale Watch Along
It's the Attack On Titian Finale! This whole podcast started with the series and it's so sad to see such a great show come to a close! Watch the finale with the Southern Senpais!
Transcript
Howdy, it's the Southern Senpai Show, where small town southerners explore
Speaker:big time Japanese entertainment, anime, manga, and everything in between.
Speaker:Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.
Speaker:What's going on y'all?
Speaker:This is Southern Senpais.
Speaker:Two southern guys exploring Japanese culture today.
Speaker:I'm Nicholas.
Speaker:I'm DJ.
Speaker:And what are we doing today, DJ?
Speaker:Today, we are watching the end of Attack on Titan.
Speaker:Oh my gosh, ten years, man.
Speaker:And!
Speaker:Ten years it's been going on.
Speaker:The, for the viewers at home, We started this radio show
Speaker:podcast on Attack on Titan.
Speaker:That's true!
Speaker:The very, the last episode, the uh, episode before the previous one.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:87 or something like that.
Speaker:Is, is what we...
Speaker:Started the show on so it's it's really started.
Speaker:We started on attack on titan an ending on it Well, we're not really ending on
Speaker:attack on titan But but watching this the ending of attack on titan it means
Speaker:a lot to this show right means a means a tremendous amount I know absolutely
Speaker:nothing about this the ending about this Show, do you know anything about it?
Speaker:What are you talking about?
Speaker:You've seen all the seasons.
Speaker:No, I mean like, I've not heard or read anything about it.
Speaker:Oh yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker:Like, I and, me and Nicholas both have made sure to make
Speaker:sure we have no spoilers.
Speaker:Cause the Watch Along would not be good enough.
Speaker:Like, one of our previous Jujutsu Kaisen Watch Alongs, I had seen
Speaker:some YouTube spoilers apparently.
Speaker:And so that confused me when I was watching it.
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:So for this time I made sure there are no, I didn't watch any
Speaker:YouTube videos about this at all.
Speaker:No spoilers.
Speaker:So we have no idea.
Speaker:All I know is that Attack on Titan is literally my favorite anime.
Speaker:Really?
Speaker:It's your favorite anime out of all of them?
Speaker:Yeah, yeah well I mean I guess we'll find out.
Speaker:Haha.
Speaker:Right, so I don't know about this ending.
Speaker:But, uh, it's just so masterfully done.
Speaker:As someone who likes to write himself, like.
Speaker:I...
Speaker:You work really hard.
Speaker:Like, writing is one of those things that everyone thinks they can do.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:So a lot of people like, don't give it a lot of credit.
Speaker:Um...
Speaker:I would, I usually say writing is like running, right?
Speaker:What?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Writing is kind of like running where most people, if you have
Speaker:someone, Oh, can you run over there?
Speaker:They're like, yeah, I can run.
Speaker:So you tell someone, Hey, can you run for like a certain amount of time?
Speaker:They're like, yeah, I can do it.
Speaker:But there's a, but when they start running on the track and you're like,
Speaker:yeah, you had to run three miles.
Speaker:You're like, Oh my God, this is a long, a lot harder than a lot harder
Speaker:than I thought it was going to be.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Especially if someone does it at like a faster pace, isn't like that.
Speaker:So, it's like, I'm, uh, as a writer, I felt like I'm, like, a pretty good runner.
Speaker:You know?
Speaker:I have my mile time, it's like, down to, like, five.
Speaker:Five minutes.
Speaker:I'm, I feel like I'm pretty, like, I'm, I'm pretty decent.
Speaker:I would say that I would, you know.
Speaker:But then, you go against Usain Bolt, and it's like, what am
Speaker:I even doing with my life?
Speaker:And that's how I feel like watching, you know, I watch Attack
Speaker:on Titan, like, it's so good.
Speaker:Alright, well let's go ahead and get started.
Speaker:I will have scene enhancers this time, although I don't think I'll need them, but
Speaker:Uh, today's scene enhancers are brought to you by a mix of Sprite and Rocky Mountain
Speaker:Moonshine, where I'm from in Tennessee.
Speaker:You know who it is, baby!
Speaker:Shoutout to Smith and Creek.
Speaker:Smith Creek?
Speaker:Yeah, Nashville.
Speaker:Uh, distillers of Smith Creek Moonshine.
Speaker:To say specifically, I mean drinking their, their, uh, uh, Buttercake
Speaker:Moonshine, so shoutout to them.
Speaker:I love you guys.
Speaker:I have your, uh, moonshine more often than I probably should.
Speaker:Uh, well so once again.
Speaker:We don't ever use any of those, um, when we get the episodes
Speaker:We don't have any of those like beginning titles or stuff like that.
Speaker:So when I press play.
Speaker:It's going directly on it, all right The end of attack on time.
Speaker:i can't even know when to press play I'm so sad All right.
Speaker:Pressing play in 3 2 1
Speaker:Once again seeing a black guy at the end of the movie and like that they
Speaker:like at the end of the series and he's Not gone yet Incredible this
Speaker:this this man's putting up so many points Wait, it's subbed Yeah, I guess
Speaker:you gotta wait a while for the dub.
Speaker:Yeah, that's how that's how it works Nicholas
Speaker:Now I gotta read?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Also, disclaimer, Nicholas can't read, so I ain't too good at the reading part.
Speaker:Actually, it's a fact that, um, Louisiana is, what, 48th in education?
Speaker:Shut up.
Speaker:Picture books, I'm a favorite.
Speaker:See, that's why Louisiana should have more moonshine.
Speaker:Everyone craps on moonshine.
Speaker:Tennessee's 13 in education.
Speaker:You guys need more moonshine.
Speaker:I think that's the I think that's the difference.
Speaker:That's that's the difference, right?
Speaker:We like our crawfish and seafood more than we like Our drinking Yeah, we just
Speaker:show up to class drunk and something, you know, you know how like some people
Speaker:when I start drinking They become like they think that they're smart, right?
Speaker:That's exactly what happens consistently And so the teachers just pass us
Speaker:So, they, back where I'm from, we call them socially promoted.
Speaker:So this, this is kind of like, this beginning is kind of like
Speaker:the very end of the last one.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:It picks up right where it left off.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Which is awesome.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And once again, if they had, I think I said this last time, if they had
Speaker:moonshine, he wouldn't be out of gas.
Speaker:Just saying.
Speaker:And, uh, by the way, hasn't he already destroyed like 70 percent of humanity?
Speaker:Already.
Speaker:Yeah, already.
Speaker:Numbers are looking pretty good.
Speaker:Yeah, 70 80 percent is already done.
Speaker:The final season.
Speaker:The final season.
Speaker:The final episode of the final season.
Speaker:Battle of Heaven and Earth.
Speaker:Oh, a pig.
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:Back in the day.
Speaker:They had them back in the day pigs.
Speaker:Day one pigs.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Oh, she's here in person.
Speaker:That's wild.
Speaker:Oh, so he can be anywhere.
Speaker:So, they both have the Warhammer powers in which they can like, be somewhere else.
Speaker:Look, I'm about to turn up in this bitch, so y'all might want
Speaker:to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker:Heh heh.
Speaker:You don't know that!
Speaker:I guess it's better than nothing.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You got a better idea?
Speaker:Yeah, go for the head.
Speaker:That has repeatedly been the best route of op Best option, every time.
Speaker:When has it not been the head?
Speaker:What reason do they have to believe that it's not, like, the nape again?
Speaker:They don't.
Speaker:You're on, like...
Speaker:You're gonna give him lower back pain?
Speaker:That's, that's the, that's the point.
Speaker:Get a little, a little lower back ache.
Speaker:Uh, there's a giant shadow behind you.
Speaker:Is that a tentacle?
Speaker:Oh my gosh!
Speaker:OOOH!
Speaker:UGH!
Speaker:OOOH!
Speaker:Oh, not in the mouth!
Speaker:Oh, that's so gross.
Speaker:That's gross.
Speaker:What is that?
Speaker:A cow?
Speaker:Did it just eat him?
Speaker:Whoa!
Speaker:What are they?
Speaker:What is this?
Speaker:I imagine if we keep watching we will find out.
Speaker:Shut the fuck up.
Speaker:Oh, so this is when the black guy dies.
Speaker:I knew it was going to happen eventually.
Speaker:Black dude's dead.
Speaker:She is?
Speaker:Then you're a terrible father.
Speaker:Oh, they're like, other, like, battle titans or something.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:Isn't he, isn't he one of the founding, he's like the founding ultra titan, right?
Speaker:So doesn't that mean like he has all the powers of like
Speaker:all the previous titan owners?
Speaker:Yeah, I think so.
Speaker:Oh, not the ass!
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:Oh, it held on to the ass.
Speaker:On to the butt.
Speaker:She's mad because that's the path where the dick is.
Speaker:Right, yeah.
Speaker:Trying to get that pipe.
Speaker:It will kill you, don't go, don't do it.
Speaker:Yeah, so yeah, I was right, you can resurrect any past titans.
Speaker:She got a moose?
Speaker:I see you!
Speaker:Yeah, that's what I said earlier.
Speaker:I don't, I don't, I don't know why you guys didn't do this.
Speaker:Don't mate.
Speaker:What do you mean mate?
Speaker:Yo.
Speaker:Oh ho
Speaker:ho ho ho.
Speaker:Isn't that his friend?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh yeah, cause he's dead, isn't he?
Speaker:Yeah, he's dead.
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:That was Levi.
Speaker:I thought he was eaten for a second.
Speaker:Hurry up!
Speaker:We have to get the IV back!
Speaker:There's no other way!
Speaker:If that's the case, then we'll all be forgiven!
Speaker:The new enemy formation and the Palatinate system are working together.
Speaker:But the enemy is still at the same speed as before!
Speaker:We have to head over there!
Speaker:We have to head over there!
Speaker:We have to head over there!
Speaker:We have to head over there!
Speaker:We have to head over there!
Speaker:Hey man, I'm trying to help him out.
Speaker:That's playing stupid!
Speaker:And, shouldn't you wait until he gets closer?
Speaker:That's gonna help your, like, whatever.
Speaker:I'm done pretending.
Speaker:Like, I, like, I, I, I...
Speaker:Is that blood?
Speaker:I thought they were, like, fake...
Speaker:Oh, this man going toe to toe!
Speaker:Holy, that's so cool!
Speaker:Oh my god!
Speaker:It's like I don't care about these titans!
Speaker:Y'all don't care about titans!
Speaker:I don't care about titans!
Speaker:And I'm handicapped now!
Speaker:If
Speaker:I was on this team and I saw Levi do all that stuff, I'd be like, What is
Speaker:the point of me even being here, bro?
Speaker:What am I doing here?
Speaker:God.
Speaker:Can't you just transform?
Speaker:He used to hurt himself, right?
Speaker:Suffocating to a tentacle.
Speaker:You've always been a bitch, bro.
Speaker:I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker:Armin's always been a bitch.
Speaker:That's, that's so gross.
Speaker:Who is this?
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:The previous Colossal Titan.
Speaker:Grrr!
Speaker:He can summon Colossal Titans too?
Speaker:Oh shi Ain't no way, bro!
Speaker:You can see that?
Speaker:She has great eyesight.
Speaker:Just ate the head off the Armored Titan.
Speaker:Like that.
Speaker:Just like that.
Speaker:I'm not the best of circumstances.
Speaker:Oh, how,
Speaker:oh, okay.
Speaker:So once again, you're still in the same situation, even though
Speaker:you don't want to give up.
Speaker:Oh, that was a snake.
Speaker:That's kinda cool.
Speaker:Oh, I bet you's an animal one, like the, like the beast was.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh, oh,
Speaker:did you wings?
Speaker:Oh, it's, uh, the chick . What chick or the, the, uh, uh, the, uh, the, the
Speaker:girl titan, the chick from, uh, oh God.
Speaker:Their face.
Speaker:No, it's not the chick, it's that, it's, uh, remember that
Speaker:kid who swallowed the titan?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, the jaw titan?
Speaker:He's a, he's a, he's a flying jaw titan.
Speaker:Yeah, he's a bird jaw titan.
Speaker:Man, I knew that was gonna happen, cause they said it out back on the boat.
Speaker:You're a horrible father, you should not get this happy ending.
Speaker:I thought he got his head bit off.
Speaker:Well, I mean, he bit off, like, everything, like, down
Speaker:to the neck, so I guess, uh...
Speaker:You know, I don't know.
Speaker:I don't know, man.
Speaker:Don't act like you care now.
Speaker:Well, I guess she was kind of into him before.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Well, that'll happen when she sees that you're the only person and guy
Speaker:who talks to you for like four years.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Levi's just like Frankenstein's monster now.
Speaker:With less limbs and like half the size.
Speaker:And he's still in charge!
Speaker:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker:Man, she wants that pipe so bad, bro.
Speaker:It's like, to the point to where his head is kind of annoying.
Speaker:She's down bad for it.
Speaker:Yeah, Mikasa.
Speaker:Yeah, bitchesa.
Speaker:So, so, he just did that to flex, cause he didn't have to,
Speaker:like, go around them like that.
Speaker:It obviously took a while for him to even turn, like, you
Speaker:could turn around very easily.
Speaker:Like this is a time for this, like we're all about to die, can you please
Speaker:chill the fuck out just a little bit?
Speaker:Just a tad, not all the way, but enough.
Speaker:I like how everyone still has these black lines all over their eyes.
Speaker:Shoot someone instantly, just do it.
Speaker:Oh yeah, all the armors can create weapons, uh, holy shit.
Speaker:That's pretty dope though.
Speaker:It's pretty awesome.
Speaker:It's also, the most OP thing ever.
Speaker:I'm just gonna drop off this one real fast.
Speaker:Oh, you heard that.
Speaker:Ooh, okay.
Speaker:Ooh.
Speaker:Oh, okay.
Speaker:He's the armored titan, but these warhammer titans have cooler armor.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Ooh.
Speaker:Uh
Speaker:oh.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:okay.
Speaker:Damn!
Speaker:Damn, man.
Speaker:Yeah, I think Eren could only do it like a couple times a day.
Speaker:She's like, going ham on this endurance.
Speaker:Don't pass out.
Speaker:If Spider Man was here, he would've solved this by now.
Speaker:Big Cal!
Speaker:What type are you?
Speaker:I'm the one with the vagina.
Speaker:Oh
Speaker:yeah, where is Zeke?
Speaker:Bruh, this is one of the toughest duels in this piece, bruh.
Speaker:This whole thing.
Speaker:They're about to catch the Cow Titan.
Speaker:It's
Speaker:going forward to the X!
Speaker:Oh, thank you.
Speaker:For those of you who don't know, uh, being from the South and being black, I
Speaker:am actually pretty good at frying chicken.
Speaker:And making fried chicken.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah, I literally just made some.
Speaker:And I dare anyone to say something about it.
Speaker:Chicken is awesome.
Speaker:A lot of people like chicken.
Speaker:Not just black people.
Speaker:And, coming from Nashville, Nashville hot chicken is like a staple.
Speaker:Although this isn't hot chicken.
Speaker:But still.
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:I didn't know she could do that.
Speaker:I didn't either.
Speaker:Well, you know, this is the end of the series, you might
Speaker:as well pull out all the stops.
Speaker:Man, that thing is moving!
Speaker:That thing is moving!
Speaker:You know how, like, the female titan kind of looks like Annie, right?
Speaker:Mm hmm.
Speaker:If the other female titans are supposed to kind of look like,
Speaker:what they're supposed to look like?
Speaker:Does the hair have to be exact too?
Speaker:Like, it's kind of weird.
Speaker:It's like a titan though.
Speaker:Does it matter?
Speaker:Me talking about, me talking to myself when I fumble a baddie.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:That's
Speaker:the crazy part about the rumbling.
Speaker:They're just walking.
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:Well, that's, uh, oof.
Speaker:That's unfortunate.
Speaker:Cause even if you get to the edge and you like, slide down like, the
Speaker:edge, like, they're just gonna, don't they slide down the hills too?
Speaker:The giraffes.
Speaker:Yeah, you can jump off into the water if you want to, but like, don't they swim?
Speaker:Like, it doesn't matter.
Speaker:Yeah, it's just gonna get stepped on.
Speaker:Like, you're pushing it towards the danger.
Speaker:Whoa, he brought himself there?
Speaker:That's cool.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Only one way to find out.
Speaker:Oh, there's Zeke.
Speaker:Making a sandcastle?
Speaker:You're a little special now.
Speaker:A long dream.
Speaker:Someone watch Quentin Tarantino before making this.
Speaker:They got chapters in the thing.
Speaker:I want you to know what.
Speaker:Right now?
Speaker:No, not right now.
Speaker:Yeah, that is how, that is how life works.
Speaker:How's that chicken there, DJ?
Speaker:It's pretty good.
Speaker:I finally mastered my, uh, my, oh!
Speaker:I know, uh, one of the secrets I use is, uh.
Speaker:A triple flour right now.
Speaker:Use the seasoned flour, the, the, the egg and buttermilk dip, regular
Speaker:flour, egg buttermilk dip, but then back in the seasoned flour.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:It's better hot.
Speaker:Yeah, why use that?
Speaker:You're such a sad sack.
Speaker:That's true.
Speaker:I ain't got you there, bro.
Speaker:So
Speaker:why don't you try to kill yourself, if that's true.
Speaker:Right, just go ahead and kill yourself.
Speaker:Why would you possibly think that?
Speaker:Oh, but it looks like a baseball team.
Speaker:Oh, you know what, the sand might be memories or something.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, it's part of the experience.
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:Oh, hey, it's all the dead people!
Speaker:Dead titans!
Speaker:Hey, what's up guys?
Speaker:Oh, that one's crazy, man!
Speaker:That was a dog, you saw that?
Speaker:They just don't stop!
Speaker:Berthel?
Speaker:They're fighting each other?
Speaker:I think he got control back of his titan.
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:Oh, they're friends.
Speaker:Oh, okay.
Speaker:Thank you for giving me your eyes on the prize.
Speaker:Oh wow, you did something useful and actually positive
Speaker:for once in your miserable life.
Speaker:God, I hate her so much, I hate her.
Speaker:See guys, to get women, all you have to do is have one trapped in the
Speaker:ice crystal thing for four years.
Speaker:And speak to it every day.
Speaker:And every day, yeah.
Speaker:And then also, get titan powers, so that way you're useful in the story.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:So there's some titans I don't even know that are now fighting for them.
Speaker:Why?
Speaker:Why are those
Speaker:Oh, Zeke!
Speaker:Oh my god!
Speaker:Ha ha ha!
Speaker:Yeah!
Speaker:No!
Speaker:Ho ho ho ho!
Speaker:Cut his head clean off!
Speaker:Cause without
Speaker:Zeke he can't, yeah!
Speaker:Oh, but her hair, her hair is still moving though.
Speaker:They still ain't giving in.
Speaker:Surprise, his hair doesn't catch on fire.
Speaker:Whoa.
Speaker:Beyblades.
Speaker:Let it rip.
Speaker:I'm stuck.
Speaker:Nuclear warhead is, is kind of like an OP power, because I'm pretty sure
Speaker:the previous guy could not do that.
Speaker:Yeah, I'm pretty sure he couldn't do that either.
Speaker:Probably not.
Speaker:The problem is that Aaron is what we call a real nigga.
Speaker:And it's really hard to kill a real nigga.
Speaker:Save the world.
Speaker:Like I said.
Speaker:Can't get real nigga down.
Speaker:Oh now they help each other out.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:You're a horrible father.
Speaker:You do not deserve this.
Speaker:No, not in the slightest.
Speaker:I
Speaker:didn't really ask you for your opinion, bro.
Speaker:It's kind of the deal you signed up for.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:What does that mean that they're immune?
Speaker:They're immune to what?
Speaker:To steam?
Speaker:I imagine.
Speaker:So a lot of people will die anyway?
Speaker:Oh, yeah!
Speaker:They all turn into, oh my god.
Speaker:They all turned to titans.
Speaker:Oh, the black dude's alive!
Speaker:And not a titan!
Speaker:Yo!
Speaker:Yo, yo.
Speaker:Oh, right, cause they don't have the gene, right?
Speaker:Cause they're not the descendant.
Speaker:Oh my gosh.
Speaker:You shall not pass.
Speaker:I mean, it's pretty cool.
Speaker:I was gonna enjoy it.
Speaker:It's not cold.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Oh mom,
Speaker:it's that pipe power!
Speaker:Ah!
Speaker:Just take it over!
Speaker:Pipe sense is tingling!
Speaker:I must protect the pipe!
Speaker:That Eren hitting him with the genjutsu, oh my gosh!
Speaker:Typical answer.
Speaker:That Eren with the genjutsu, oh my gosh!
Speaker:Oh, she know you lying, right?
Speaker:Absolutely.
Speaker:Migasak, you will never get the pipe.
Speaker:Never.
Speaker:You still?
Speaker:Still?
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:Damn.
Speaker:Oh, gosh.
Speaker:This man cannot be stopped, bro.
Speaker:No!
Speaker:That just shows you.
Speaker:The power of horniness.
Speaker:She beat the odds to get the pipe.
Speaker:That's crazy.
Speaker:That's crazy.
Speaker:Oh, she just cut his head off.
Speaker:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker:She finally gets to kiss him.
Speaker:She cut off his head?
Speaker:That's the only way to stop him, man.
Speaker:You've seen the series.
Speaker:You've seen the series.
Speaker:I didn't think she'd actually have the guts to do it.
Speaker:Oh, you think?
Speaker:You think he'd get carried away?
Speaker:Just a little bit.
Speaker:Yeah, if he's the ultimate bad guy, then he's some of the ultimate heroes.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:I mean, well, you're gonna die in a few years anyway.
Speaker:It doesn't really matter.
Speaker:She also wanted the pipe.
Speaker:They all want the pipe.
Speaker:This whole thing, it was because some, some woman wanted the pipe, that's crazy!
Speaker:See, told you, she told you, she loved him.
Speaker:She wanted the pipe.
Speaker:This is the part where the writer says, look man, I'm tired of writing this story.
Speaker:I, I don't know, this is just how it ends, okay?
Speaker:Screw you.
Speaker:That's what he said.
Speaker:Oh, he's just supposed to pass the future date, like.
Speaker:He killed his own mom?
Speaker:Dude.
Speaker:Yo, cause, cause, cause, cause he had to live so that way the story would happen.
Speaker:So he killed his own mom.
Speaker:That's crazy.
Speaker:That's craaaaaazy.
Speaker:That's crazy.
Speaker:Can someone please hit this
Speaker:nigga in the face?
Speaker:Oh, easy.
Speaker:Hey.
Speaker:Say some other stuff.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Uh, yeah, I don't know what I said.
Speaker:Hey Armin, where was that punch, like, when he dogged you out back at the place?
Speaker:Remember that, when he was beating the crap out of you?
Speaker:That's horrible.
Speaker:That's a horrible thing to say.
Speaker:Dang, bro.
Speaker:Armin said, you're secretly a pussy.
Speaker:Oh, that's horrible.
Speaker:Damn.
Speaker:Oh, so he did want to give her the pipe.
Speaker:Aaron, that's a lot of dead people you've killed.
Speaker:Aaron.
Speaker:80%?
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:He's like, I'm in the future and I'm in the past.
Speaker:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker:So, yeah.
Speaker:Dude's like Dr.
Speaker:Strange.
Speaker:Yeah, he tried.
Speaker:He's like, bro, I tried to change the future.
Speaker:It didn't work.
Speaker:A slave to freedom.
Speaker:Oh, wow.
Speaker:That's yo That's a hard line
Speaker:Armin, I hate to break it to you We live in an alternate reality in which
Speaker:these things do not occur in the way that they happen in your world and we
Speaker:still Don't know how to do stuff, right?
Speaker:Exactly
Speaker:Cuz you're stupid?
Speaker:Hell look, it's every executive of a Fortune 500 company.
Speaker:Yep.
Speaker:I know our listeners won't get it, get this, but uh, Michael Fuse would
Speaker:have never let it get this far.
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:So they're together in hell.
Speaker:That's crazy.
Speaker:Yeah, technically they'll always be fighting each other.
Speaker:It's like a circle.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, and there's nothing they can do about it.
Speaker:That's even more sad than finding a way...
Speaker:They'll have no way to, to, to break out of the circle.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Mad sad.
Speaker:Woah!
Speaker:Woah, what the...
Speaker:Woah!
Speaker:This man said it all the way back!
Speaker:Woah!
Speaker:Hey, that's a Spongebob sound.
Speaker:You heard that?
Speaker:Yeah, I heard that.
Speaker:Hey, that was...
Speaker:Are ya ready, kids?
Speaker:That was Spongebob, you bastards!
Speaker:Oh, that's why he was staring off in space on the boat.
Speaker:Because he actually went back then.
Speaker:That's crazy!
Speaker:They were all playing.
Speaker:That's wild.
Speaker:Oh, because the titan's gone, they get to live a full life.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:He's like, fuck this bitch.
Speaker:I ain't talking to this...
Speaker:Oh...
Speaker:Now my boy Levi!
Speaker:Oh, he's still alive.
Speaker:He's too stubborn to die.
Speaker:Too stubborn to die, man.
Speaker:You are a horrible mother.
Speaker:All of you have been terrible parents.
Speaker:I need to call my parents.
Speaker:All the stuff they did, eh, you know what?
Speaker:You ain't all that bad.
Speaker:Hey, put them out of that tree you guys were like as a kids.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:They just kinda messed up though.
Speaker:Like, no matter what I do, I'm gonna like murder all these
Speaker:people and be like an evil jerk.
Speaker:I still don't like her hair.
Speaker:Well, I guess she never did get to play.
Speaker:No, I, no, in the dream world, they were together.
Speaker:You really about to kill all of them?
Speaker:Seriously?
Speaker:You're gonna kill him, seriously.
Speaker:All those innocent people.
Speaker:Whoa!
Speaker:Eren has balls now?
Speaker:That's crazy!
Speaker:Who would've thought?
Speaker:Oh, Ymir is an adult.
Speaker:Thank God.
Speaker:Oh God, this is all gonna happen again.
Speaker:I said I said I'll see.
Speaker:He's saying goodbye, but like, literally He's like, yeah, time
Speaker:to flat to flat circle, sorry.
Speaker:Ain't nothing you can do about it.
Speaker:You will all experience all of this all again and have no memory
Speaker:of it previously happening.
Speaker:This is kind of like the Futurama ending, isn't it?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Did she just wake up in the past?
Speaker:Oh, she woke up as a, uh, no.
Speaker:No, I have no idea what's happening.
Speaker:So I
Speaker:didn't solve anything!
Speaker:Nothing!
Speaker:A world without titans.
Speaker:The history is beautiful.
Speaker:Hey, what?
Speaker:Hey, hey, hey, bro, hey.
Speaker:Yeah, don't lust over married women.
Speaker:What's wrong with you, bro?
Speaker:I read history textbooks.
Speaker:I wouldn't be surprised if I was slaughtered alone.
Speaker:I want you to be the hero of the world.
Speaker:My ass.
Speaker:Ignored that shit Anyway back to the positivity
Speaker:Hey, there's the black dude He's that's crazy
Speaker:You know what?
Speaker:That's such a realistic ending though.
Speaker:Yeah, like yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:So he saved the world.
Speaker:So you guys a hero So no one will hate you specifically Because
Speaker:all the world hated them, right?
Speaker:So now the world can't hate them, but people are still stupid So they're
Speaker:gonna fight over some other dumb thing Yeah, they're gonna find something else.
Speaker:Right, which is basically what's happening.
Speaker:And he transforms.
Speaker:It's out of spite.
Speaker:Well, the point of the good fight is to fight the good
Speaker:fight, not to win the good fight.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Does
Speaker:that mean there was no point in us being born?
Speaker:Oh yeah, she has to constantly see her memories, doesn't she?
Speaker:Mm hmm.
Speaker:That's gotta be torturous, man.
Speaker:Oh, that's horrible.
Speaker:I mean, if it was me...
Speaker:And I knew all this was gonna happen.
Speaker:I always piped anyway, right?
Speaker:At least once, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker:The only thing that makes me mad is that it's over.
Speaker:Well, what did you think?
Speaker:Did you think that was a fitting end, EJ?
Speaker:I did actually.
Speaker:I still got all my, that, I wanted to see a whole bunch of really cool fights
Speaker:that happened, and you know what?
Speaker:I mean like, It was a very realistic ending.
Speaker:Yeah, I think if it ended like all, all, like, If it ended really positively,
Speaker:where it's like, oh, they saved Eren and everyone happily ever after,
Speaker:like, it wouldn't be Attack on Titan.
Speaker:No.
Speaker:Like, people are still visiting him.
Speaker:Oh, she's an old woman!
Speaker:Oh, she has a family!
Speaker:Oh, so she moved on.
Speaker:That's cool.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh, and she was buried next to him.
Speaker:Man, I wish I spoke Japanese and I can read these, uh, subtitles.
Speaker:I mean, these ending credits, but, uh, Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker:did she switch to English?
Speaker:No.
Speaker:No, no, it's not.
Speaker:They become America?
Speaker:That's the end?
Speaker:That's the best?
Speaker:What?
Speaker:It's the future?
Speaker:Was there a plane crashing in some towers?
Speaker:Oh, because humanity can never get it right, yeah.
Speaker:Yep.
Speaker:Actually, that makes me like the series way better.
Speaker:It's like, yeah.
Speaker:Um, there is no real happy, happy ending.
Speaker:Yo, the tree's still standing!
Speaker:That's wild!
Speaker:That's pretty good.
Speaker:Yeah, that's a pretty fantastic ending.
Speaker:It, like, does everything that, everything I wanted to happen, happen, and instead
Speaker:of being like, Oh, you're using this cheesy, like, happy ending, it was like,
Speaker:no, like, that's not the tone of the show.
Speaker:The tone of the show was like, everything's really realistic, and the
Speaker:people you like, you're not gonna get, like, You don't get the happy endings.
Speaker:Like, no one, no one got a happy ending at all in this entire series, so why
Speaker:would the series end in a happy ending?
Speaker:But, and yet, it still is, like, a satisfying ending.
Speaker:What did you think?
Speaker:Oh, I thought the same thing, yeah.
Speaker:Alright, well, hey, this has been going on for almost an hour and a half, so...
Speaker:Guys, you know, let us know what you think by, you know, sending us some
Speaker:messages anyway, but, uh, I'm DJ.
Speaker:I'm Nicholas.
Speaker:And we'll see you next time.
Speaker:See y'all.
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