Episode 23
Bleach TYBW Watch Along Ep 21
This week we're watching Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War Episode 21! Come watch Along with us!
Transcript
Howdy.
Speaker:It's the Southern Senpai Show.
Speaker:Where small town southerners explore big time Japanese entertainment.
Speaker:Anime.
Speaker:Manga.
Speaker:And everything in between.
Speaker:Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.
Speaker:What's going on y'all?
Speaker:This is Southern Senpais, two southern guys who explore
Speaker:Japanese culture together.
Speaker:I'm Nicholas.
Speaker:I'm DJ.
Speaker:What are we doing today, DJ?
Speaker:We're watching episode 21 of Bleach, the Thousand Year, uh, Blood War.
Speaker:And, uh, quick shoutout, uh, fuck Domino's.
Speaker:Yeah, fuck Domino's.
Speaker:Uh, yeah, so we usually don't even eat Domino's pizza, uh,
Speaker:but we know they have the 8.
Speaker:We just came back from Comic Con.
Speaker:Yeah, we did.
Speaker:Yeah, and, um, apparently, when you change the sauces, it goes from being a 12.
Speaker:99 pizza to a 20 pizza.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So, hey, Domino's, uh, What the fuck's going on with that?
Speaker:Because Nicholas, his change to the sauce, to having cheese, was having, uh, Sorry,
Speaker:we've changed like something specific, like, so he's decided to have no cheese.
Speaker:I didn't even change any sauce.
Speaker:I just said, don't put any cheese on it.
Speaker:Yeah, and his pizza was then changed to about 20.
Speaker:It's specifically the one in, I'm trying to get your eggs out
Speaker:specifically, sorry, hold on, it down.
Speaker:The one in Westlake, uh, His name was Brian.
Speaker:They'd like, you guys suck pretty hard.
Speaker:And then they had the audacity to ask for a tip.
Speaker:Yeah, no.
Speaker:Alright, , if you guys wanna call in and tell 'em what an insane
Speaker:thing it is to T charge $20 for a regular meat lovers pizza.
Speaker:Didn't you say your pizza was 25?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, I had a, yeah, for some reason it went from $12 to $25 because I
Speaker:asked for mushrooms and uh, olives.
Speaker:So, uh, yeah, their number is 8 1 8
And you can ask them why they charged us $20 for p per, uh,
Speaker:like 20 something for pizzas.
Speaker:There's really 1299.
Speaker:Um.
Speaker:Yeah, that was order 17 16 and the server was 74 39.
Speaker:These guys suck.
Speaker:All right, let's watch some bleach.
Speaker:I never paid this much money for pizza when we was living in the hood.
Speaker:Yeah, bruh.
Speaker:I didn't pay as much for pizza when I was outside the hood.
Speaker:I'm not really sure where we are.
Speaker:In fact, when we walked in there, the, the, oh, sorry, it said pizzas were 12.
Speaker:99.
Speaker:Apparently, we changed the sauce.
Speaker:We decided to not have cheese.
Speaker:That's when That's when the price goes up, when you decide to take things off it.
Speaker:Anyway, let's get this started.
Speaker:Unlike usually, we do actually have the little beginning parts.
Speaker:Of the TV Tokyo and the V.
Speaker:I.
Speaker:Z.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Alright, I'm gonna press play in 3, 2, 1.
Speaker:I
Speaker:really called them for a second.
Speaker:I hope someone calls them, they've been, that's ridiculous.
Speaker:25 for Domino's?
Speaker:For Domino's Pizza.
Speaker:You also didn't tell them.
Speaker:That the first pizza place we called, they wanted 80 for the pizza.
Speaker:Yeah, what is going on here in Westlake?
Speaker:It's just pizza, man.
Speaker:Two large pizzas for 80?
Speaker:Okay, I guess we have to talk about Bleach, cuz I'm looking at Sigh.
Speaker:And paid 25 for pizza.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:And I can't go to, to Subway anymore, cuz who knows what
Speaker:Jerry was doing to that meat.
Speaker:Jesus.
Speaker:I'm hungry, man.
Speaker:That's the reason the mail was so cheap.
Speaker:Alright.
Speaker:I guess I'll have the little Wendy's for the rest of my fucking life.
Speaker:Whoa, we did get the uh, the Wendy's, uh.
Speaker:They don't even have 4x4's anymore.
Speaker:They're like 6x4, 6, 6x7 or something like that.
Speaker:No, we, remember we paid the 3 to get the little Frosties for the year?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So, shout out to Wendy's for not being dicks.
Speaker:I go whenever I, whenever I want a snack or something, I just pull
Speaker:into Wendy's and get me a small fry.
Speaker:You should've just went to Wendy's.
Speaker:Just a small fry.
Speaker:Dude, imagine how much food you could've gotten at Wendy's for 25.
Speaker:You'd be dee This was a terrible idea.
Speaker:We should've just gone to Wendy's.
Speaker:And we'll tell you this, I will never be ordering from Domino's again.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I just won't.
Speaker:So I guess actually, in a weird roundabout way, it was worth it because
Speaker:now I, I like, know for certain.
Speaker:What I hate.
Speaker:So I avoided it.
Speaker:Now you have probable cause to hate Domino's.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Shooting star.
Speaker:Five 0.
Speaker:We all knew eventually Ichigo was gonna dual wield.
Speaker:Yeah, of course.
Speaker:You know why it's called Bleach?
Speaker:Uh uh.
Speaker:Neither do I.
Speaker:Oh, it's Ichigo.
Speaker:He's coming down to fucking save us, cause for some reason the rest of
Speaker:us are so terrible at everything.
Speaker:Oh yeah, that guy's just a brain, right?
Speaker:Mm hmm.
Speaker:Ankle line.
Speaker:What do you mean you ran out of imagination?
Speaker:Like, how the You've just skipped school, motherfucker?
Speaker:Skip school!
Speaker:Oh damn,
Speaker:his lieutenant's gone.
Speaker:What, what, yo,
Speaker:he just bit their heads off, or she, or they're, they're all, she,
Speaker:so she has a jaw power, I guess.
Speaker:She's super strong,
Speaker:so you should not slash her.
Speaker:She's clearly, clearly, clearly baiting you to do it.
Speaker:That's crazy.
Speaker:That's crazy.
Speaker:I appreciate all, all, like, I, I love how in animated they're like, okay.
Speaker:What should this scene look like?
Speaker:Well, there's not large breasts in it.
Speaker:Like, you usually gotta work around that, bro.
Speaker:Put the breasts in first.
Speaker:And skippy clothing.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Put the breasts and thighs and butt in first.
Speaker:Side boob.
Speaker:And then we'll figure out the rest of it later.
Speaker:Here's the thing, though.
Speaker:I mean, armor's not gonna help.
Speaker:I mean My We wouldn't know because I never wear any.
Speaker:Dude, Kenpachi's still going at it, bro!
Speaker:Hey, Kenpachi dead man.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah, that's his whole thing, is that he's an actual monster, yeah.
Speaker:This reminds me of like, when Bleach, like the first couple of seasons
Speaker:when they were like, really good.
Speaker:You know, Bleach, it was just about tons of action, big boobs,
Speaker:and that, yeah, that's about it.
Speaker:Dude, he's just eating those blasts.
Speaker:Oh, I forgot, they, they made up now.
Speaker:Yeah, they're, they're, they're friends now.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:I'm gonna go in tomorrow and talk to the manager about this pizza.
Speaker:I'm being serious.
Speaker:Like, hey man.
Speaker:It's, it's, it's the protagonist, clearly.
Speaker:What do you mean?
Speaker:What do you mean?
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Like, what do you, what do you You're about to die!
Speaker:Also, Why would he not be here?
Speaker:Oooh.
Speaker:This jaw thing is like really weird.
Speaker:I appreciate Ichigo's willingness to, to, to really, to really hit them really
Speaker:hard even though they're clearly female.
Speaker:Yeah, equal rights, equal fights, right?
Speaker:Aren't, weren't they, weren't they part of the group that had that girl who
Speaker:was like dropping bombs all the time?
Speaker:I guess.
Speaker:Yeah, so I guess they're all just bitches.
Speaker:They're like a group of
Speaker:She's angry about her hair.
Speaker:To be fair, this is also why I know, like, the, the, like, the author of Bleach.
Speaker:I have a lot of respect for him, because he clearly, like, He doesn't draw
Speaker:black characters with big ass lips.
Speaker:He has, like, his, you know, very, a lot of interest in, like,
Speaker:other cultures outside of his own.
Speaker:And, um, to be fair, In anime, there's a lot of people who, like, in Americans,
Speaker:like, oh, this person's secretly black.
Speaker:That's a pretty black woman thing to say.
Speaker:Don't, like, you've, you've, you've messed with my hair.
Speaker:It's time to die.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:I have three sisters.
Speaker:They, they definitely do not like that shit.
Speaker:They don't like their hair pulled.
Speaker:They don't like their hair I mean, black people don't like
Speaker:their hair touched in general.
Speaker:But, uh, Black boys, they do, they do a lot with their hair.
Speaker:think that is?
Speaker:You know, I think it's After 400 years, I gotta tell you, man.
Speaker:It's just flexing.
Speaker:It's just flexing, actually.
Speaker:I mean, come on.
Speaker:Everyone wishes they looked good in dreads.
Speaker:Yeah, I could do dreads.
Speaker:And right now, uh, in fact, uh, Nicholas has a white boy fade.
Speaker:A what?
Speaker:He has a fade, like a white boy fade.
Speaker:They're called white boy fades when white people have black guy
Speaker:fades, but I mean, hey, it's a good hairstyle though, isn't it?
Speaker:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker:Okay, so if you charge to kill someone and they act like they don't care, you
Speaker:should, you should take note of that.
Speaker:What is this?
Speaker:Woah!
Speaker:Woah!
Speaker:He didn't even try!
Speaker:I
Speaker:never get where they don't stab first and they always just knock them.
Speaker:Dramatics.
Speaker:It's like a Sailor Moon type thing.
Speaker:I like how this little one doesn't care, quite clearly.
Speaker:Oh, she's hitting people with dumbbells.
Speaker:You know, it reminds me of, uh, there was this girl.
Speaker:Dang, she got jaw powers, I guess.
Speaker:I bet she's not getting locked jaw.
Speaker:Ha ha!
Speaker:This is the, you know, that, that, that, that girl who's lifting all those weights.
Speaker:It reminds me of this, this, this, this one woman.
Speaker:Who, uh, let's see, how should I phrase this?
Speaker:She came over to help us move one time.
Speaker:And she basically lifted a fridge by herself.
Speaker:Now, there's nothing wrong with one being able to work out.
Speaker:And there's nothing wrong with a strong woman.
Speaker:In fact, it was kind of impressive.
Speaker:But, like, what I will say is, I've never actually seen someone
Speaker:lift a fridge by themselves.
Speaker:Did she really lift it by herself?
Speaker:Yeah, man.
Speaker:She lifted it by herself onto the dolly.
Speaker:And I was like What is your regimen?
Speaker:Like, I'm a dude and I, I, I, I, honestly I have never been able
Speaker:to lift that, that so easily.
Speaker:It was like, it was like a for real anime the way she did that.
Speaker:But she was rare.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Ichigo, are you just going to defeat them now or are you just
Speaker:going to stand there flexing.
Speaker:think, I think, I honestly believe that protagonists like really
Speaker:get off on this kind of thing.
Speaker:On flexing?
Speaker:Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker:I would.
Speaker:Look at Hey!
Speaker:That man That man flexin He said, bro, if you don't get this
Speaker:sprite lightning out of my face.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:If you don't get this Mountain dew
Speaker:Bullshit outta here.
Speaker:If you don't get this Oh!
Speaker:Damn, man.
Speaker:This man upgraded for You should probably move.
Speaker:Don't do that.
Speaker:He told you to dodge, you stupid bitch!
Speaker:You're not a power player, you're not supposed to dodge!
Speaker:Oh my god.
Speaker:Are you sure?
Speaker:Well that's cool.
Speaker:I like to see you look at his ass shot.
Speaker:Yeah, fan service, man.
Speaker:Bet you it's the fire guy.
Speaker:Yeah, it does.
Speaker:Actually, I've been training for like, three hours.
Speaker:And now that I've trained for three hours, I'm the greatest.
Speaker:I'm the greatest.
Speaker:Oh, so you're trying to swarm all them niggas.
Speaker:For those of you who don't understand, it's a reference from
Speaker:the boondocks, but, you know.
Speaker:Well, that's what gets your attention.
Speaker:Not the people you're surrounded by.
Speaker:Look, it's your grandpa!
Speaker:I'm really glad that my grandpa wasn't an evil, super powerful, dictator gang.
Speaker:Cause I'm gonna be honest, I really like my grandpa.
Speaker:If my grandpa would've pulled up on me and be like, Hey look,
Speaker:DJ, this is what's going on.
Speaker:I might've been like, Cool.
Speaker:Alright.
Speaker:Let me start.
Speaker:You do you, man.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Do I get some of this?
Speaker:You can be in my army.
Speaker:So that means I get a hat?
Speaker:I mean, yeah.
Speaker:Alright!
Speaker:I mean, I'm all, hey, I'm cool with this, I'm down with this.
Speaker:My grandpa's awesome.
Speaker:Supreme head?
Speaker:Alright, cool.
Speaker:He's so dripped
Speaker:out.
Speaker:He's so dripped.
Speaker:So, because he came down, they can go up, because he made a hole.
Speaker:But that doesn't make any sense, because, didn't Rikia, didn't Rukia also do that?
Speaker:Yeah, I think so.
Speaker:There's two other people, her brother.
Speaker:Renji, right?
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:And he didn't decide to do it then?
Speaker:Oh, here's Aizen.
Speaker:Aizen's all hating ass.
Speaker:This is the point in time where I'm like, okay, the writer just made that
Speaker:up, because literally three people have come through, but now when Ichigo does
Speaker:it, for some reason, it's his fault.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Okay, if that's so effective, why didn't you do it the first time?
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:Oh he got the blacky!
Speaker:Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He say, hey, bump all this sword stuff.
Speaker:Eyyyyy,
Speaker:Just in time!
Speaker:Hey, it's Mr.
Speaker:Grower, not a shower!
Speaker:Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Speaker:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Speaker:Yeah, he's my grandfather.
Speaker:Because I'm, I'm the And after this, I'm gonna become a superstar!
Speaker:Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Why you think I got the gold hair?
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Sambon Sakura.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh, it's the squad!
Speaker:Even though three of you in the back, y'all been being beat up this whole time.
Speaker:But yeah, sure, yes.
Speaker:Yeah, sure.
Speaker:Also,
Speaker:Yuhabaha.
Speaker:What kind of name is that?
Speaker:I mean, I, I guarantee you probably what happened is that The creator Breach, he
Speaker:came to America for the first time and was like, dude, finally I'm in America,
Speaker:I heard so much about it, so it's pretty cool, let me check it out, right?
Speaker:Probably was in New York or something like that, LA, some really basic touristy
Speaker:area, probably most likely Miami though.
Speaker:Cause you know, cocaine.
Speaker:Anyway.
Speaker:It's called bleach.
Speaker:Come on now, cocaine.
Speaker:So then he went to Taco Bell, saw a Baja Blast, and was like, damn, bro.
Speaker:That's a good mean idea.
Speaker:You a Baja?
Speaker:He was walking down Miami, and he said, you know what, sir?
Speaker:Would you like a Baja Blast?
Speaker:What?
Speaker:You want a Baja?
Speaker:Did you just call me a Baja?
Speaker:You are Baha.
Speaker:You are Baha.
Speaker:You are Baha.
Speaker:Alright.
Speaker:The guy was like, what?
Speaker:Then he's like, that's the name of the character.
Speaker:The titty entrance.
Speaker:They got bigger.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:They did.
Speaker:They did.
Speaker:Dude, it's like One Piece.
Speaker:I think there's some ratio when it comes between like, how important you can
Speaker:be and how large your breasts can be.
Speaker:And I think, like, they have to be a certain length, or size, that
Speaker:will eventually become a length.
Speaker:But for now, it's a certain size.
Speaker:So why, uh, this parting will be forever, you still don't
Speaker:know why he did this, why, why,
Speaker:you gonna cry?
Speaker:He's like, you just mad about it's a premium, you just mad about my drip.
Speaker:Oh, wow, that felt like it was over really quick.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Wow.
Speaker:Well, guys, I guess that's, uh That's all she wrote!
Speaker:Wait a minute.
Speaker:Oh, seriously?
Speaker:Let me see here.
Speaker:Oh, wait, there's, like, something, like, after this.
Speaker:Alright, I now hate whoever told anime that they could do after scene credits.
Speaker:Marvel, I'm blaming you.
Speaker:I'm blaming you for this.
Speaker:I'm specifically blaming Bob Iger.
Speaker:I'm blaming Domino's, man.
Speaker:I cannot be playing with, like, this, this, this pizza was so expensive.
Speaker:I'm seriously going to admit, like, like, I have to, I, I don't know, I've never
Speaker:been at Karen before, so I might have to ask, like, I might have to message some,
Speaker:some people and, and get some advice.
Speaker:But, I am, Well, the key's to be white, so.
Speaker:Hmm.
Speaker:Well, you know what?
Speaker:I You know, I do know some I have some white friends.
Speaker:White friends?
Speaker:What's your What was your favorite part of this episode?
Speaker:You bop!
Speaker:There it is!
Speaker:No, um My favorite part of the episode is when he's just, Thrashing everybody.
Speaker:So there is no after scene.
Speaker:What is, what?
Speaker:Oh, it's just a mouth.
Speaker:Alright, well, guys, uh, This has been Southern Senpais, I'm DJ.
Speaker:I'm Nicholas.
Speaker:And we'll see you next time.
Speaker:See ya.
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