Southern Senpais Southern Senpais: Watch Along: Hajime No Ippo 32 - 34 - Southern Senpais

Episode 33

Watch Along: Hajime No Ippo 32 - 34

Published on: 27th March, 2024

Watch Hajime No Ippo, Episodes 32 through 34 with your favorite Southern Senpias!

Transcript
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Howdy!

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It's the Southern Senpai Show.

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Where small town southerners explore big time Japanese entertainment.

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Anime, manga, and everything in between.

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Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.

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What's going on y'all?

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Southern Senpais.

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It's two southern guys who explore Japanese culture together.

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I'm Nicholas.

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I'm DJ, and this is the first time in a while in which Nicholas has done it right.

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We're all gonna give it a round of applause.

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Alright, we're gonna pause here so I can invite the, the, the, the clapping sound.

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Oh, got it, cool.

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Future me, go ahead and take care of it.

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Alright, let's, what do I do?

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So, today we are, we are watching, uh,

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Hajime no Ippo.

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Yes, and we are watching episode 32.

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We are not watching or discussing 31 because that's just a filler episode.

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In which they basically review what happened in the previous episodes.

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Me and Nicholas do not acknowledge such episodes.

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Like, it'll be different if it was like a filler arc, but it's not.

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It's just telling what happened in the previous episodes for people like us.

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But we've already done that.

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Right, who are binging it.

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It's like Bro.

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So even when we do our review, we will not be including 31.

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We will not.

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No.

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So if you were here for 31, fuck off.

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Yeah, it's I don't know what else to tell you, bro.

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Alright, um, ours is And, and DJ is telling me, because he's

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ahead of me, because he's an asshole, um It's a good series.

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Uh, that, um, these are some of the best episodes.

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I said that this was my favorite antagonist so far.

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He said these were the best episodes he's ever seen as a writer.

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I did not say that.

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But I haven't, I like, here's the thing, like, there's still a ton of episodes

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for Togo, I'm just a little ahead of him.

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A little bit . No, not a little bit . Anyway, we're watching the

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dubbed because we don't watch subbed here, uh, because we're American.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Uh, uh, someone play that theme song and, um, , I don't know.

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What do you want?

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Do you have anything to that?

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You're expecting this episode.

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Uh, I have high expectations for it, because you were like, it's the best ever.

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I just said, I just said, Sindo It is the most phenomenal two episodes

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we're going to watch you've ever seen.

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I, I have not said Oh, by the way, we are, this is, this

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is a two episode watch along.

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Both 32 and 33.

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So, um, you know, uh, each episode about 23 minutes.

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So, you know, get your, get your popcorn, whatever.

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We're gonna watch this first one, episode 32.

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And then, um, we're gonna take a little bit of a break here,

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and then we're gonna do 33.

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Uh, because the last, what the last watch along we did was what?

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The, uh, Blue Eyed Samurai?

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Yeah, Blue Eyed Samurai.

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Alright, that was like an hour.

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For some reason, you guys like it when it's like, longer than

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one episode of watch along, so.

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I mean, we're gonna give you guys what you want, and again, if you guys wanna,

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um, tell us anything or, or hit us up at all, the Southern Senpais on Instagram.

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Yeah.

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Alright, we're at 0 0.

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I'm gonna press play in three.

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Two, one.

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We were just talking about this DJ where we were just talking about

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like, so these are guys supposed to be featherweights, right?

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He does not look like a featherweight.

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This man it, this man's a featherweight.

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That's the feather of a dragon.

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It is a feather of a dinosaur.

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It's a Lizzo feather.

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Like there is no way in the world just a feather small enough to beat this.

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This man is built.

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He was like a nerd and he is like, you know what now?

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I got hands.

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Turns out, I got that dog in me.

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We were just talking about it.

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It was like, this dude was a wimp before, and now he's just a monster.

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Yeah, I think, I think, uh, uh, that's also kind of what

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makes the series so interesting.

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Like, talk about a come up, right?

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Talk about a transformation in just 30 episodes.

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And, I have never been so invested in only punching.

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Like, there's like an anime that you can usually make do

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some crazy stuff a lot of times.

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But with this guy, it's just all hands.

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And I honestly, I went into this series thinking that I was going to get bored.

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I was wrong.

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Well, it also shows you what pacing does.

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Good pacing, yeah.

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Good pacing, I mean, also it's a great anime.

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Just gonna give him a, uh, a laugh shot.

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Okay.

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Ooh.

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Yeah, I remember watching this.

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Oh, so he can't, cause in the other episode he couldn't throw his right hand.

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Right.

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Cause he's scared to break his hand again.

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So, this man Takamura, like this is back when they had to

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draw things individually, right?

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Like each frame.

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Takamura has those like tiny little circles all around his head hair.

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That must have been annoying to get right every time.

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Who did this design, bro?

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Hit this man with the fear.

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That person, he's as big as you are, by the way.

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That, he's supposed, Takamaru's supposed to be like 5'10 He's your size.

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Why don't you look like this?

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Why aren't you some, some giant, you know, built up, tan, Japanese guy?

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Well, uh, number one, cause I'm allergic to dairy, so My, my body

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literally does not like protein.

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Milk protein, that is.

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Look at this guy.

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Hu u uh uh!

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He ya!

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You know who he also looks like?

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Devilman.

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How's he looks like every, crazy character.

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Like, the of a crazy villain.

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Or a crazy He has this like, look to him.

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You know what I'm saying?

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And Ippoh looks like, if a hedgehog decided to box.

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Heh

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Look.

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Because you're a little bitch!

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I love how he has this tiny little, like, loop of hair.

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Like, bro, you are not Superman.

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Look, it's like the middle of his forehead.

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That's not hair doesn't even grow there, dawg!

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It's like in between your eyebrows.

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Ugh!

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Ahem.

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Dang.

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15

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seconds KO?

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Look at all these little circles in his hair.

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What are you, Charlie Brown?

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That's all, that's terrible advice as well.

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Like, like as an animator, you're gonna draw all these loops.

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I'd be like, bro, do I really have to loop all these?

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Yeah.

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Okay, so just so you know, after this season, I quit.

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Right.

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I'm done.

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Actually, after this episode, fuck it.

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Ippo, let's do drugs.

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How about you get really, really high?

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That's the plan.

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The match is tomorrow.

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Where are the drugs?

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Bring out the drugs.

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Bring out the drugs.

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Didn't he, didn't, didn't she say she was gonna numb his hand up?

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Yeah.

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This keyboard drop gets me every time.

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Ah!

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Ah!

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You're the man, Rekki!

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That's what want to be the guy who does all the extra work.

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I get more hours in Voice hour hours in payment than the main cast.

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Because I do so many, like, background stuff.

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Such a dick.

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He's such a dick.

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This

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motherfucker is built.

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It's me, the

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60s.

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Oh,

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you fucking?

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Whoa, whoa!

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WAH HO HO HO!

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I love how he owns everything that Ugly Chase.

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Yeah, drugs!

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You know what, we should totally like Do drugs?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Seriously?

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Like, I never got the afraid of needles thing.

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Like, it's just a needle.

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Oh, I get it.

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Ha ha.

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Oh yeah.

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Ha ha ha.

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Bro, she's also a judo master, so like, having her in bed was probably like crazy.

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Crazy.

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Like oh, I think we're done.

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She's like no, I actually know about 75 more positions

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My favorite being the Amazon

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All right, so bro, hey man Sounds like you pinned up in a different way.

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So Yeah, I saw him We're just going to ignore that.

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Right.

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Look how built this dude is.

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Oh, is he flexing on the nurse?

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Woah!

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I love, I like, What I also like about this show is that usually in a show,

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If the fight's gonna start, it starts at the beginning of it, and then

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it ends at the end of the episode.

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Right.

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This one's like, nah, the fight begins in like, the last ten minutes of the show.

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Or nah, it begins in like, after the first ten.

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Like, it just starts just randomly.

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Just random.

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Oh.

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Man brought out the big'un.

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Say.

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Doh.

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Ee.

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Oh.

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And why is your nose Are you actually the son of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?

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He does a lot of coke.

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Yeah.

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That's a Rocky theme.

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Yeah but if you do it in different secessions then it's different.

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Yeah, I can't legally sue you for singing the Rocky theme song,

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but like, you did steal that.

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Right.

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But she locked in.

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Wait bro, who you booing?

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Come down here and boo into my face bro, fight me then.

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If you say I suck, do it to my face dawg.

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Who drew this frame?

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You're fired.

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You see that?

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You see how acceptable that was?

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Who drew that?

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You're fired, dawg.

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You're fired.

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You're fired.

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These motherfuckers are built, bro.

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They are built.

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You can't even, like, fully see their neck.

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What is this, Baki?

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This is Baki with better story.

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Much better story.

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That, that is just like him?

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I actually don't know.

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Macanoochie.

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Look how big this man is!

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And of course, they got the, the, the Like, look at this frame, bro.

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You're fired.

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You're fired for that.

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That's what it's supposed to do.

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Unfortunately, it made my hand all numb.

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Yeah.

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Yes, sir!

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It's worth a try!

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Yes.

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Let's see.

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The slow walk flex.

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Well, that's not good.

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Epo, you froze.

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That man got the red glow like this is the last dragon.

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Showing up!

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Showing up!

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Am I the baddest?

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He just decked you in the face.

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You didn't even block it, bro.

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What was going on?

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Damn.

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Whoa.

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Look at that.

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Knocked his hand clean off.

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And he's 16, I don't believe you.

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Bro, are you saying, are you telling me he defeated him with big dick energy?

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Man, this series going down the drain!

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Epo, just, do what you do all the time, and realize that you like

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boxing, then you can fight again.

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That

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man ate that punch.

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Yeah.

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I think they only have one commentator, cause this man has

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been commentating every single one.

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Every single one.

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Oh, now he got the big lips!

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The Asian guy with the big lips?

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Oh my gosh.

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I, I sign off on this series.

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They're just rotating.

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He might be Blasian.

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I didn't say Blasian.

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Turns out that black guy, he was the, was the other opponent was,

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he's been around a while, huh?

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Yes.

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Duh.

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Go ahead.

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Let's see what you got, Ippo.

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Danger Zone!

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Mm hmm.

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He has to use his hand.

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Really?

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The guy who draws these action lines was individually hired only to do that.

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Oh I never thought of that before.

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I didn't think of that before.

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I should be hitting him instead of getting hit.

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Oh That's what I've been doing wrong No wonder my coach told me to quit boxing.

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He was like bro.

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You just don't get that concept, but now it clicks Bro, is he going down already?

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Oh, he hit the fake on him.

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Gawwwwww!

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Oh my gosh!

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Boy, they be blowin Boy, they be punchin and shovin people across

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the frickin ring with these punches.

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Nice!

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You can do it!

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You can do it!

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Oh,

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ooh!

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Ooh!

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He get

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Oh, he got sundered on the ropes.

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Oh!

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Ooh, you got saved, dog!

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Ha!

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This guy's a masochist.

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Yeah.

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He's kinda gay.

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Yeah,

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so, stop, stop enjoying pain and like, don't do that.

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I'd be like,

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Huh?

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I'd be like, alright, cool.

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So after this, we're just gonna go to therapy?

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Right.

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Damn, whoever's playing their horns, they're hitting it right there.

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Alright, here's the scene.

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So guys can punch in the face.

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Ba ba da da ba!

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Oh yeah, do that again.

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Ha ha ha ha ha!

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Bro, you getting off of this?

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Okay, can you I think a masochist would be the perfect I got hard, but I didn't cum.

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Right, right.

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Mike Tyson when he said that.

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You know, this would be a perfect sport for a masochist, actually.

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You can't actually beat them because they're enjoying themselves.

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Right.

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So you're gonna throw a smash.

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It's a smash.

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The left joystick.

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That was the same picture from last time.

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You thought we wouldn't notice.

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We did.

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We did.

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We noticed it.

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You got caught.

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Yeah, he's gonna punch you again.

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What?

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Whoa!

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What is this?

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Was that a submarine hit?

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This man hit the Michael Jackson on the boy.

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He's like, whoa!

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Yeah, okay now Chris.

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See this is, this is how they keep, this is how they keep you addicted.

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This is, this is how they keep us watching these episodes.

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Because, I mean, guys, we have to watch another episode.

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We have to watch the next episode.

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Okay, so now, this is time to go on break.

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Um, we'll give you like, what, a good, or just pause it.

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Like, hey, use this time to just pause it, bro.

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You have the power.

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It's a podcast.

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Wait, we're gonna, we're gonna pause it?

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No, no, no, no, the listeners can pause it.

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Oh.

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We shouldn't pause it.

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Because then I don't want to pause it and then they like, but they want it

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to pause it, I'm going to give them a complete power over to pause it.

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But they could pause it regardless.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Let them pause it and we don't pause it.

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Whatever.

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So why are we having this conversation if they can already pause it themselves?

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I don't know.

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It doesn't matter.

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All that does matter is that now we've paused our episode 33.

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So hopefully it takes time to pause.

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Alright, and we're back.

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Okay, cool.

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Um, hopefully you got your popcorn, you went to the bathroom, and did

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all the stuff that you had to do.

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We are going to start again at, uh So we're on episode 33.

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Oh.

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We're just gonna do two episodes in one.

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Okay, cool.

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Yeah, we said that before.

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Nevermind.

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All right, what's up, three , right?

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Gonna press play.

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3, 2, 1.

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Now, bono, what do you guys think?

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Do you think we should be speaking the intro or we should be?

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Should we be watching the intros?

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This man, this man's fighting in hell, right?

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, right.

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He turns into a manga every so, every other frame.

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He has multiple different body sizes in the intro.

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Well, yo, so do you think that they actually found the frames

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from the manga to choose?

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Or do you think they were like, eh, just just draw it like it was a

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manga, draw it like it was a manga.

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I love the intro, it's just him getting beat up.

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Like, like he was training like he ain't gonna get beat up and

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then he gets instantly beat up.

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Yeah, that's crazy.

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My friend.

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The guy I'm currently fighting.

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I don't know who that is.

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He looks like Hiro from Gundam.

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He looks, he looks like his older brother.

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Well he wished that he was Hiro.

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That's probably, he's probably like a Hiro cosplayer.

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Yeah.

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He's gonna play the cosplayer.

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That's the next boxing match.

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And

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after that he's gonna beat up a furry for just no reason.

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Okay, that one.

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I think we have to like, these punches can like, crash cars.

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I'm sure it feels like that though.

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Oh yeah.

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A submarine punch.

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Oh!

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I ain't gonna lie, someone may have bent his back.

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Like, so there's a technique.

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Being African American, something African Americans do is that we

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like to slap the shit out of people.

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So then, so this proper technique my uncle taught me to properly slap someone,

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you gotta open up your hand, right?

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Fully extended, flex your fingers, and put the hand to the cracky ass.

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And you wanna twist with such torque aiming to have you the top

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of your middle finger at the temple.

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This man winded up from his shoes, so I don't really want

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to take a slap from this guy.

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Much less a punch.

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Right.

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Can you do that?

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Yeah, it's anime.

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A low altitude super smash?

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What a strategy!

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He could draw that for the smash, but instead of beaming it up, he altered

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his shot and increased its force.

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Yeah, that guy's really using his head.

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He both somehow managed to guard himself, but it's gotten

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hurt on top of everything else.

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He couldn't.

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It's up to my left.

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Got him twerking.

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Got him shaking.

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I can't believe you heard that guy.

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Again?

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I'm about to spam, dawg.

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He's mad.

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What do you mean, huh?

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Where are you going?

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Where are you going?

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Punch him.

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Yeah!

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Oh,

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he's too close for him to fully extend the smash hit.

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Go ahead.

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You can double headbutt?

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I guess it's just a regular headbutt.

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Yeah!

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Kill each other for our entertainment!

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The art in this is crazy.

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And this is only 2000.

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Hehe

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Hey!

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Where's my attention?

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Right.

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Aoki's like I couldn't

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What you thought that would stop me?

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You can't kill me by killing me.

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I love killing myself.

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Right.

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I mean, of course he's trying to stop him from doing this smash.

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You just said that earlier.

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How it be in my girls ear?

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Ha!

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He's right.

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I'm gonna beat this guy's ass.

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Whoa!

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Oh, he faked you.

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That's cool.

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That's pretty dope.

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I love how there's always a bunch of smoke.

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Like, like they're punching that art.

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Huh?

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No!

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Ooh!

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Dang!

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Oh, you son of a gun.

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Whoever controls this battle Bro, you ain't actually looking

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at the clock, are you, dog?

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Right.

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You just don't like fighting.

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I'd be like, hey bro, come here.

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Next time you stop a punch like that, I'm gonna beat the f out of you, bro.

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Yeah, right.

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You understand me?

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Put the time you ain't looking at that motherf ing time.

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It's been an actual seven minutes, and each round is supposed to be three.

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I will beat you, bro.

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Idea!

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What's wrong?

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You deserve that, man.

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You absolutely deserve that.

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Just stood up and rocked that shit.

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He's like, alright.

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What is this?

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Like, is that supposed to be his bone connecting to his elbow?

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This man is shredded.

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Besides, there's one thing I haven't done yet.

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I'm gonna ask him to stop hitting me politely.

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He just punches him in the dick.

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Hey ref, can you just kill the bell guy?

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Is that possible?

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I'm just gonna block it with my elbow.

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And then stomp on his foot.

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He becomes the most evil boxer of all time.

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No, you don't just sit down,

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bro.

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I want to know who gives this kid so much cocaine that is red

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his nose like that Yeah, exactly

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It's like yeah, bro, I'm gonna do whatever you do,

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let's see what you got man

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Yeah, Maka no

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Uchi is part of weave nation.

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Nice.

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That was like, oh, bro What what this that ain't nothing?

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Wait, right

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Light work, no reaction.

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He said, bro, all you're doing is extending your arm.

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I can do that too.

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Watch this.

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Watch this.

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Cause it's anime.

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Oh, it is.

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So he's already done a smash before, he just didn't know what it was called.

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Right.

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I don't know why you need your coach to tell you that.

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Right.

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What are you, the Hulk?

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I'm the strongest there is.

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He's like, did he punch me?

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Right.

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No!

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Get outta here.

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Oh what this your man?

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The guy on the ground?

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Is this your king?

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This you?

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Don't get up.

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He said, don't get up.

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I don't blame him.

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Come on.

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You didn't say 5.

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Oh there it is.

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He's gonna stand up.

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Shut up clown boy.

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Bro someone drown these kids please!

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Come on, come on, say 10!

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Come on, say 10!

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This is the longest 10 count ever!

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This is bullshit.

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This is home turf.

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He should have said 10 like, 8 minutes ago.

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How in one second can you guys do all these cheers?

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No way, dude.

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No frickin way.

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10 count is done.

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Someone, someone fire the ref, please.

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It's over!

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What are you doing?

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You haven't said 10 yet, are you serious?

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Y'all cheatin bro.

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That's cheating.

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Y'all cheatin dawg, I ain't gon lie.

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Is there a fake Sendoh?

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Now send him away.

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Right.

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You just puttin this on your resume, bro?

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Is that what you mean?

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Alright, bro, can you stop dick riding him for a second?

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Like, just one second.

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Just, like, please.

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What have you been doing this whole time?

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What have I

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been doing the whole time?

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You should've been, you should've started fighting for real.

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Sendoh has a way better hairstyle because uh, I kid you not every time I look at

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Ippo I just, it looks like there's a giant spider or urchin on his head or something.

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Heh heh heh heh.

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Ooh!

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Woo hoo hoo!

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A headbutt!

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Headbutt?

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Hey, can you do that?

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Dang!

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I just knocked the shit out of each other.

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They said, hey look, I ain't gonna lie, I'm trying to wrap this up, dog.

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Shoot

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Hit him again.

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Right in his liver.

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They're just taking turns punching each other.

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Wait, they're not even trying to block.

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Dang.

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Tag, you win.

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Tag, you win.

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Just one more?

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You're not watching the same fight that I am?

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Right.

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This commentator must get super paid, bro.

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Because he's the only commentator I've heard this entire series.

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He's got a monopoly.

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Right.

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Yeah,

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this dude's a mess.

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You're crazy!

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Ain't

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no way.

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Wait, some Dragon Ball Z type stuff.

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All right, well, you know what?

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There is supposedly just one more episode in this.

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What time is it?

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How long is this episode?

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49 minutes?

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I guess it's not technically an hour yet.

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And they're like hour long, so, alright.

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Alright, we're gonna do 34, we weren't originally gonna

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do it, but we'll do it now.

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You can pause it now.

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Go to the bathroom.

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Alright, we're back.

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Hopefully you followed Nick Sage's advice by going to the bathroom.

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Yeah.

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Because, guess what, we, we honestly have no sympathy for you if you didn't.

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You should've paused it.

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Right, you have the pause button right there.

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You had the power, and yet you choose not to use it.

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So you don't deserve the bathroom.

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Whoa, I did not do my timing correctly.

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Okay.

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Okay, here we go.

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Well, stop stop.

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It's playing by itself.

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I'm sorry everyone.

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I have a Ghost player.

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Yes.

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All right.

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I'm starting episode 34 in 3 2 1 I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know So this is a special that we're doing right now.

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I know this is a three in one episode,

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so we've lost dj.

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I don't know.

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I don't know his lyrics.

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This is a marathon, guys.

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Well, I mean, cause usually they like the hour longs, and it's not an hour

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yet, so it's like, alright, you know.

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Yeah, but it's gonna be an hour, like, fifteen.

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I mean, they can, they can, again, the pause button.

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They can, you can, you have the power!

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You can stop watching it, if you want to, come back tomorrow!

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Alright, I mean, play this, play this, this episode.

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Only you can revert voice fires!

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I'm just kidding!

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Well, it'll be good to see if they like episodes this long.

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I mean, we did, we did, I mean, They seem to like the, uh, Blue Eyed Samurai.

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Yeah.

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I love how we're talking about them in third person as if they can't hear us.

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Yeah.

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They can't hear us right now.

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No.

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They're actually gone.

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They, they left.

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They left 30 minutes ago.

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There was an intro, so they just skipped over the intro.

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Yeah.

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Oh, they're probably back now.

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Or they're still in the bathroom.

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Look at all this hair that's being Is that hair or is that

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All that You see it, right?

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Yeah.

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You said that before.

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You're fired.

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That's smart.

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You need me in the psychiatry.

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You need help, dawg.

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You need honest, you need medication.

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The Rookie King.

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So this is the one you were talking about.

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The one that's the best episode.

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No, again, I just said that.

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I don't know.

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Sendos like one of my favorite antagonists.

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But I haven't finished the series yet, so I don't know.

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But so far he is.

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Cause he's just crazy.

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Yeah.

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There's no sad I mean, yeah, he has a sad backstory, but he's really just crazy.

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If I see this man's nose one more time It's really distracting.

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Oh, that's the that's the champion.

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Dang!

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Did he hit me on my side?

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Bro, you must be out your mind, dog!

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Get them

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Weak knees!

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Dang!

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Man, going in!

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Woo

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hoo!

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Weak nation!

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Straight on.

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Oh, with the uppercut?

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This

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man's throwing only uppercuts.

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This guy crazy for real.

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That temple!

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Yo!

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This man's a demon.

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Didn't even flinch.

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He said, bro, did you just hit me in my temple?

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Okay, now I have to kill you.

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Jesus.

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That man said, Did you just hit me in my temple?

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Bitch, are you crazy?

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Do you know who I am?

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You, you must

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Bro, I don't know, seconds in this universe be long as hell.

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Oh, he hit him anyway?

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The bell's hit, what were you doing?

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The ref can't hear the bell, what are you serious?

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Why are they still fighting?

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They said the ref can't hear the bell, are you serious?

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You, you're fired, you're fired dog, you're fired.

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You straight up fired.

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Bro, does that man cry?

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That dog snapped, he's like, Bro, do you see this, do you see this test my temple?

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I'm gonna put you in this ground, right now.

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Right now.

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A bigfowl.

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Are you serious?

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That's bullshit.

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This man look like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Well, he's fine, Sonic.

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Cause he got that dog in him.

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The dog that you have is like a, like a hound.

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The dog that that man has is a hellhound.

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That man crazy as hell.

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Hey, go for it.

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Fuck this guy.

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Flashback.

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The, a game box?

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Man, you know they couldn't use any real term.

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That's a PlayStation!

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Sendoh just didn't lie.

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That's why he's shocked.

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Yeah, kill each other.

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I'll KO him if you don't.

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I would love to see that.

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What's going on?

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Not the bad sound.

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Whoa!

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What happened?

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Oh, he hit him in his temple.

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Bro, you think he killed him?

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No, no, he was fighting afterwards.

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He's right.

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So I don't get what's wrong with him.

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He hasn't said a word though.

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Yeah, he said wait, but like

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yo

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He knocked him unconscious and he started throwing hands.

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Anyway,

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that's crazy

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This man got knocked unconscious and then went in berserk mode

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while he was unconscious.

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That's crazy.

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That's crazy He truly does have that dog in him.

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The dog took over.

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He went unconscious and the dog took over

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Bro, that's like Rock Lee and Naruto.

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Yeah, we kept fighting after they were unconscious.

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I said his was like way more powerful His eyes are open

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That's dope

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And he looks at you as he's being carted off, right?

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He can beat you up and look at you stare at you while he's unconscious.

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That's crazy

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That is really that's that does take a lot of heart, you know, yeah Cuz he was beatin

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that ass out of me, it was unconscious.

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It's like he unlocked Super Saiyan or something.

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Yeah.

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The rookie champ, that's crazy.

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That was a really unexpected Yo!

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Yo, I ain't got this man tweakin That was really unexpected.

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Starin at him.

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Weren't you sayin that?

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Got this man tweakin off this man's ghost.

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So now he's banished to the Shadow Realm.

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Right.

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And to the Shadow Realm.

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And that's the actual featherweight champion.

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He's not the rookie champion, he's the champion of Japan.

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Call

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the kid.

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What a bunch of little shits.

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Nicholas, how terrible you are.

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They're crying children.

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You're a terrible person, Nicholas.

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Man, fuck them kids.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Them

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kids only want you around so you can buy them shit.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Sounds like Mr.

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Krabs.

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Right.

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How you feeling, boy?

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Me boy.

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You got rocked by that fighter.

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More like

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Wow.

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I really wish I could read Japanese, so I knew what to say.

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Yeah, I, I don't, I don't read Japanese sun.

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Ah, I don't read one that I cannot read.

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I might be a sub, uh, I might be a sim, but I'm still a Southerner

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He's

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already drunk.

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Not the panty line.

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No,

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I would have done the same thing.

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Peace.

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I thought she was gonna say something serious.

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That's what we say every day, right?

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He just wants some mushu

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All right.

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All right guys.

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We're not doing another one That was three in a row At least for

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us it was you might have paused.

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Yeah, Nicholas.

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What do you think about the fight?

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That was an amazing fight Dude.

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That was incredible.

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Pretty awesome.

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Had that man shakin that part where like, He was like, he knocked him

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unconscious, and then this dude snapped and was beating the crap

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out of this man while unconscious.

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That's crazy.

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I, I will have to say, watching it as far as I've watched it, I've never been able

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to predict what was going to happen next.

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Yeah, it's very unpredictable.

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Which is, which is awesome.

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It's like, I know Epos is gonna win, but like, how he

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does it is just, I don't know.

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Right.

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How is he going to do it?

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I I don't know.

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Like, I've never able It's never been a, oh, I just simply punched him in one.

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Like, ta da, it's a simple knockdown.

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It's never been that easy.

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Yeah, I, uh, now I know who that dude is.

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He looks like a Mii.

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He does kinda look like you.

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He looks like an older Rizdu.

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Looks like when the Mii's first came out.

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But no, I I thought Oh, I thought you meant you.

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I thought you said he looked like you.

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I was like, he does kind of look like you.

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No, he looks like the Wii Mii.

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No, I thought you meant he looked like you.

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No.

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I was like, he does.

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No.

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He does kind of look like Nicholas.

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No, he looks like the Miis.

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Yeah.

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From Wii.

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Yeah.

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The Mii from Wii?

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The Mii Mii from Wii.

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Right.

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I think that, I think that, uh, uh, To have his ghost still staring

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at him, that was kind of crazy.

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That was hard.

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That was dope.

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Like, that was, like, It's like, oh, what, who won the match?

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Motherfucker, I knew who won the match.

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I just woke up from consciousness.

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I clearly lost.

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I clearly lost.

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But uh, yeah, dude, that was, that was crazy.

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Um, we thought that that would have been worth it.

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Uh, we appreciate you guys for sticking with us for the

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whole hour and fifteen minutes.

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Yep, and, uh, you know, might as well not keep them too much longer.

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Right, um, so this has been Southern Senpais.

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I'm Nicholas.

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I'm DJ.

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We'll see y'all later.

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See you.

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This has been Southern Sin Pies on Comic-Con Radio.

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Check out our previous episodes, ComicCon radio.com.

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You can follow the show at Southern Sin Pies on all major social media platforms.

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Tune in next Wednesday for a fresh episode.

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Y'all come back now.

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About the Podcast

Southern Senpais
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Far from the far East, two American Southerners explore Japanese culture in Southern Senpais! Hosted by Derek Johnson (@derek.johnsonii) and Nicholas Killian (@nicholaskilliann), they discuss popular Japanese anime, manga, and video games from a Southern eye. Tune in as they navigate the culture from the perspective of two guys that grew up in small rural towns!

About your hosts

Nicholas Killian

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Nicholas Killian is an American actor From Louisiana.

Derek Johnson

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Derek Johnson II is an American screenwriter and director from Tennessee.