Episode 16
Southern Senpais Watch Along: Castlevania: Nocturne
The Southern Senpais watch Castlevania: Nocturne! Watch along as they give their hilarious commentary!
Transcript
Howdy, it's the Southern Senpai Show.
Speaker:Where small town southerners explore big time Japanese entertainment.
Speaker:Anime, manga, and everything in between.
Speaker:Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.
Speaker:What's going on y'all, this is Southern Senpais.
Speaker:Two southern guys exploring Japanese culture.
Speaker:Uh, my name is Nicholas.
Speaker:I'm DJ.
Speaker:And what are we watching today, DJ?
Speaker:So, today, we are watching Castlevania, uh, Nocturnia.
Speaker:So, it's, it's, uh, It's, uh, it just came out.
Speaker:So, we, we are big fans of Castlevania.
Speaker:Yeah, big fans of Castlevania.
Speaker:Big fans of the original Castlevania.
Speaker:Like, Netflix, every, Netflix has, like, a whole bunch of crappy stuff, and then,
Speaker:like, every, and then it uses all the money it makes from all that crappy stuff
Speaker:collectively, to then pay a couple of good people to make good stuff, and one
Speaker:of those good things were Castlevania.
Speaker:Castlevania.
Speaker:Now Nicholas, what did you think of the original series?
Speaker:Cause this is like, this is like a sequel series, I guess a spinoff.
Speaker:Yeah, probably like a spinoff.
Speaker:I think they're going to continue to do this because each one there's
Speaker:like generations of, of Belmont's just like it is in the game.
Speaker:And if it makes, and it does really well, why would they not keep doing it?
Speaker:I mean, Castlevania has been going on how long?
Speaker:I mean, it's been years.
Speaker:It's been years, man.
Speaker:So, I mean, you could really go as long as you really want to.
Speaker:Um, So, I mean, Not turn, by the way.
Speaker:This Castlevania is about the French.
Speaker:It's, you know, they're in the thick of the French Revolution.
Speaker:So, um, I don't really know too much about it.
Speaker:But, uh, If he's French, then he's probably going to surrender.
Speaker:First episode.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:And then the other episodes, the Americans are going to come, they're going to.
Speaker:I'm really excited.
Speaker:I really liked the last one.
Speaker:So let's see if this one's any better.
Speaker:And, uh, you know, this is a watch along guys.
Speaker:So, uh, if you're listening to this episode, hopefully you have
Speaker:Castlevania nocturne turned on.
Speaker:Now you see Nicholas and I have a subscription to Netflix.
Speaker:So this is how we're using it to watch.
Speaker:Uh, let me just do a countdown here.
Speaker:We are going to press play and, and, you know, if you do ever
Speaker:want to hear any of our other commentary stuff, just let us know.
Speaker:Our watch alongs seem to be very popular.
Speaker:So, pressing play in 3, 2, 1.
Speaker:Ba dum.
Speaker:Ba dum.
Speaker:A Netflix series.
Speaker:Got water bubbling here.
Speaker:Fireworks.
Speaker:Didn't the Chinese invent fireworks?
Speaker:I think they did invent fireworks.
Speaker:I love fireworks.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:We used to get Roman candles and pretend like we were in Harry Potter.
Speaker:We used to get Roman candles and try to hit each other with them.
Speaker:Warn them about each other.
Speaker:Just like it says, not to on the box.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:But we do not, we do not endorse uh, children.
Speaker:Using roman candles.
Speaker:I like they're not intended, but well as long we did
Speaker:That's a good point
Speaker:Hang on my
Speaker:In a second with her, bro.
Speaker:In a second with this woman, bro.
Speaker:She is fine.
Speaker:You think?
Speaker:Oh, bruh.
Speaker:You know, French women, they don't be wearing makeup or nothing like that, so.
Speaker:Who is this?
Speaker:Who is
Speaker:this?
Speaker:Three.
Speaker:Three vampire hunters.
Speaker:Man, that is not what she told you to be.
Speaker:Something terrible is gonna happen now.
Speaker:This man part of Weave Nation.
Speaker:Whoa!
Speaker:Nice.
Speaker:Belmont's no magic now?
Speaker:Oh, because the speaker had sex with the Belmont yeah, okay.
Speaker:Ooh.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:No ho ho ho!
Speaker:D'oh!
Speaker:She's giving him the business.
Speaker:Bro Oh my god!
Speaker:What's
Speaker:going on?
Speaker:Damn.
Speaker:That is, that is, I don't know what that is.
Speaker:Bro, get to the ship!
Speaker:Didn't she tell you doing?
Speaker:You're the reason, I bet you she dies, and it's all your fault, bro.
Speaker:She just said the F word.
Speaker:That's cool.
Speaker:Yeah, it's Netflix.
Speaker:It's
Speaker:all your fault, man.
Speaker:Yeah, it is.
Speaker:It is your fault that your mom just died.
Speaker:Yeah, you did that, bro.
Speaker:You should've left.
Speaker:Oh my gosh, that's your fault man.
Speaker:Yeah, man, you did that Hey kill him too do us a favor Oh, no, I guess he's
Speaker:oh my god
Speaker:Just as much as you loved her So, she had to die.
Speaker:I'm alright though.
Speaker:villain's mistake.
Speaker:Cause they want to challenge.
Speaker:Red bottoms on.
Speaker:See cuz.
Speaker:He got the red bottoms on.
Speaker:That's dope.
Speaker:Those are real bloody shoes.
Speaker:That's on you though, man.
Speaker:Yeah, you did that if you would have left like when she told you to She
Speaker:would not have to worry about you and wouldn't been hit that one time and
Speaker:you know That one hit did everything If I ever have a kid and I tell him
Speaker:to run and sound like hey stay here.
Speaker:So that way he'll run away Because they they just love to do the opposite
Speaker:They just love to do the opposite
Speaker:Years later
Speaker:Kind of it is kind of like that
Speaker:Yeah, kind of kind of like now, oh they're
Speaker:vampires
Speaker:This episode is also brought to you by Scene Enhancers.
Speaker:Uh, this time it's tequila.
Speaker:Now as you know, I'm a moonshine man.
Speaker:This is no secret.
Speaker:But...
Speaker:Mis compadres...
Speaker:They didn't get me a cerveza, they got me the tequila.
Speaker:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker:You might not know what I'm saying, but I'm telling you what I'm saying.
Speaker:Talking about drinking.
Speaker:A Southerner's favorite Oh my gosh!
Speaker:Oh, are you done crying now?
Speaker:It's been 20 years later.
Speaker:Oh, she also has magic.
Speaker:That's cool.
Speaker:Ha ha ha ha ha Bruh.
Speaker:Giving these guys the business.
Speaker:This
Speaker:man's about to get real Southern in here.
Speaker:Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Speaker:Those of you listening, I'm black.
Speaker:I can make that joke.
Speaker:Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Don't cancel it.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Notice how I didn't say it.
Speaker:I am white.
Speaker:This guy is just like his old man.
Speaker:They just don't care, bro.
Speaker:They want anything.
Speaker:For some beings that can self heal, they are very bad at self healing.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:And we mix the tequila with this, this uh, Mixer that comes with it.
Speaker:And it tastes like cough syrup.
Speaker:It really ruined the tequila for me, actually.
Speaker:Did it really?
Speaker:Yeah, I mean, yeah, no.
Speaker:The mixer is not good at all?
Speaker:The mixer...
Speaker:Well, I mean, if the point was to make it taste like shit, then it works.
Speaker:Such a wanker you are.
Speaker:Wanker.
Speaker:You'd be surprised who Richard Powerful are friends with.
Speaker:So guys, I gotta admit to you, I'm gonna get rid of this and
Speaker:just have only the tequila.
Speaker:I don't like this mixer.
Speaker:You don't like the mixer?
Speaker:No, I'm not a fan.
Speaker:I'm not a fan.
Speaker:I'm sorry, Nicholas, do you like the mixer?
Speaker:Hold on, let me try it one more time.
Speaker:Yeah, no, I'm good.
Speaker:You've been talking a lot this whole time.
Speaker:You've been talking a lot.
Speaker:Everyone in this town is so swole, look at all these people.
Speaker:They all work out.
Speaker:Then you gon pay.
Speaker:So you're evil, just by the way you're talking.
Speaker:You're definitely evil, bro.
Speaker:This Abbot is not a good guy.
Speaker:Not in the slightest.
Speaker:Can you mix tequila with coffee?
Speaker:You trying to find out?
Speaker:Let's find out.
Speaker:Mint chocolate chip?
Speaker:I mean, I don't know if this episode is long enough for that.
Speaker:Eh,
Speaker:time to find out.
Speaker:In your soul how much sadness was lost.
Speaker:That's good view.
Speaker:He's like, man, you don't know.
Speaker:We think vampires are gathering in a chateau and maybe this is the reason
Speaker:we can go and look for ourselves.
Speaker:See if it is just innocent nobles with their teeth stained
Speaker:by nothing worse than vintage carrot, but we could use some help.
Speaker:They are not going to give you any help whatsoever.
Speaker:Don't do it.
Speaker:he reminds me of a, uh, a previous religious figure in the series.
Speaker:Spies everywhere.
Speaker:They are everywhere.
Speaker:The whole town.
Speaker:It's why we go to the woods.
Speaker:We did the right thing though.
Speaker:Speaking to him.
Speaker:Oh Shit
Speaker:you're looking pretty good girl.
Speaker:So and you are a terrible shot.
Speaker:This is why you should always go to the range.
Speaker:Oh Man,
Speaker:bro, that's an elbow.
Speaker:You did like nothing to defend yourself.
Speaker:Basically nothing.
Speaker:No
Speaker:Damn,
Speaker:that's probably some freaky shit they were doing back in France, back in
Speaker:the time of the French Revolution.
Speaker:You know, this scene reminds me of something, but I can't think of it.
Speaker:What?
Speaker:I don't know, it seems so familiar.
Speaker:Bray.
Speaker:Is this whole new series based off an interview with a vampire?
Speaker:Probably.
Speaker:Damn, look at all those people.
Speaker:Like, uh, I'm so bored.
Speaker:Then why are you doing this?
Speaker:Man, having a terrible, terrible dream.
Speaker:Why
Speaker:do you kill them if you're so uninterested?
Speaker:It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
Speaker:Yes, it is.
Speaker:Yes, it is.
Speaker:You don't believe in anything.
Speaker:You're the kindest, most great, most understandable.
Speaker:I don't need to believe him, too.
Speaker:He just needs to stand by you.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Always.
Speaker:Always.
Speaker:I am Batman.
Speaker:You're such a dick.
Speaker:I like
Speaker:the Belmont style, you know what I mean?
Speaker:Although, I don't think Trevor is his dad.
Speaker:I think it's probably like his great ancestor.
Speaker:Probably like his, I think it's like his great grandfather?
Speaker:No, that must be his aunt he was talking about.
Speaker:Oh, so those two must be cousins.
Speaker:Probably.
Speaker:Man, I hope so.
Speaker:Man, the action scenes in this are great.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:Yo, what is that?
Speaker:That's an L.
Speaker:My bird!
Speaker:It's black people!
Speaker:Come to save the white man!
Speaker:Oh, no, okay, so we have a Gaara girl.
Speaker:It's clearly like Gaara from, from, uh...
Speaker:Yo, hey!
Speaker:I've never seen anything like them.
Speaker:They were not creatures.
Speaker:Made from human corpses grafted onto souls from hell.
Speaker:Moktis necromancer,
Speaker:great power.
Speaker:And why did the other monsters just leave instead of keep attacking?
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:My name is Annette.
Speaker:Plot armor.
Speaker:With the scent of magic.
Speaker:. Oh, I like sl Dang of across the ocean.
Speaker:Looking for someone called Belmont
Speaker:I don't suppose you know anything about a Messiah.
Speaker:Yes.
Speaker:Oh, that's why we're here.
Speaker:No.
Speaker:What?
Speaker:Hey, hey.
Speaker:That's, it's wearing it out.
Speaker:Ain't that convenient.
Speaker:It's wearing it out.
Speaker:Hey, Hey.
Speaker:This one's letting a little P T S d Get to him though.
Speaker:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker:Like, didn't Trevor have his parents die in front of 'em too?
Speaker:Like come on, man.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:To be a drunk like you, like, like you answer
Speaker:Speaking of drinking.
Speaker:Ooh.
Speaker:Well, what'd you think of the first episode?
Speaker:I
Speaker:think, uh, I think, I think, you know, it was, it, it was, it it,
Speaker:well, it used me one more though.
Speaker:I'm not gonna say that.
Speaker:I'll say that.
Speaker:You want you watching it?
Speaker:It makes me want more.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I think that, uh, the action scenes were really great.
Speaker:I think, I, actually, I actually, you know, I thought I was not gonna
Speaker:like the new, the Belmont guy.
Speaker:I kinda like him.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I kinda like him, I just don't...
Speaker:He reminds me of, like, Zac Efron.
Speaker:Heh, heh, heh.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Like a cooler Zac Efron.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Uh, well, you know what?
Speaker:Getcha, getcha, getcha your head in the game.
Speaker:Heh, heh, heh.
Speaker:Well, okay, so actually Nicholas, there's tequila in the, in the, in the coffee.
Speaker:So go ahead and try it.
Speaker:Oh, there's tequila in the coffee.
Speaker:Yeah, so go ahead.
Speaker:Go ahead.
Speaker:Go ahead and try it.
Speaker:So our, our listen, let's try.
Speaker:Can know.
Speaker:Let, and while he does that, I think it was pretty good.
Speaker:Um, I mean, I'm real with you guys.
Speaker:As soon as this episode's over, I'm just gonna watch the resume.
Speaker:Probably . So, yeah, I mean, this is, this is, uh, it's the same studio.
Speaker:I think they, the budget's gone up some.
Speaker:Oh, Nicholas has made a face?
Speaker:What does that mean?
Speaker:Um,
Speaker:it's interesting.
Speaker:It's not bad.
Speaker:But the tequila and the mint chocolate coffee they are, like,
Speaker:completely separate from each other.
Speaker:Like, you taste them at different times.
Speaker:Oh, dude, they got a video game ending.
Speaker:Oh, that's cool.
Speaker:This has just went up several points in my book.
Speaker:Uh, this is awesome.
Speaker:Ha ha ha.
Speaker:But yeah, no, it's the episode was pretty good episode.
Speaker:I thought the episode was pretty good Um, I mean if I I definitely wouldn't
Speaker:start with this castlevania No, no, I wouldn't leave with this one.
Speaker:I would more like I would leave with the previous one although
Speaker:to be fair the first episode of castlevania Uh, was a little slow too.
Speaker:First season was a little slow, but it had so much mystery to it.
Speaker:You really liked it.
Speaker:And I feel like they're trying to redo that there here with this one, but you
Speaker:know, I, I gotta say, I like the new vibe.
Speaker:I like a lot about it.
Speaker:So.
Speaker:Hey, we'll keep checking it out.
Speaker:Yep.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Well, this has been Southern sym pies, guys, I'm dj.
Speaker:I'm Nicholas, and we'll see you next time.
Speaker:See y'all.
Speaker:This has been Southern syn pies on ComicCon Radio.
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