Episode 38
Watch Along: Solo Leveling Ep 4
Watch the very highly requested Solo Leveling Ep 4 with your favorite Southern Senpias!
Transcript
It's the Southern Senpais Show Where small town southerners explore big
Speaker:time Japanese entertainment Anime, Manga, and everything in between
Speaker:Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ
Speaker:What's going on y'all, it's Southern Senpais My name is Nicholas This
Speaker:is two southern guys who explore Japanese culture together.
Speaker:Why are you looking at me like that?
Speaker:He did not get that right.
Speaker:Cause you were looking at me like a crazy person.
Speaker:Why did you do that?
Speaker:He has to concentrate to say something we've been doing for the past 50 episodes.
Speaker:Oh my god.
Speaker:Ah, DJ!
Speaker:What are we doing today, DJ?
Speaker:It's really hard when somebody is staring a hole through you.
Speaker:You look like the, you look like the dude that killed those people
Speaker:in Solo Leveling we were watching.
Speaker:You'll get it right eventually, dawg.
Speaker:You distracted me!
Speaker:I didn't do anything.
Speaker:Are you serious?
Speaker:Where's your proof?
Speaker:That's true, it's audio.
Speaker:We're watching, it's a watch along of episode four.
Speaker:And the whole length of the week.
Speaker:This gaslighting, just so you guys know.
Speaker:Nah!
Speaker:Alright, so before we start the episode, Nicholas State your case.
Speaker:What did I do that prevented you from speaking?
Speaker:You ducked your head under me and looked at me.
Speaker:I wasn't not under you.
Speaker:It wasn't my chair.
Speaker:You're in this, you're in, you're on the couch.
Speaker:So I wasn't under the couch.
Speaker:That's impossible.
Speaker:What are you trying to get out of this?
Speaker:I'm just asking you what did I do that pervaded you from talking?
Speaker:You looked at me, you were like, Cause I looked at you, you're talking!
Speaker:Listen man don't do that, don't try and gaslight me like that, okay?
Speaker:Let's just start the fucking show, man.
Speaker:You know what?
Speaker:You know what you did.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:It's so funny What you looked at me that's like this reminds me of yeah,
Speaker:we have you can't wait No, I don't.
Speaker:You're chaperoning kids?
Speaker:Hey, by the way, I don't.
Speaker:No, I don't.
Speaker:Oh, what happened?
Speaker:Nope.
Speaker:Somebody looked at me okay, what do you want me to do with it?
Speaker:I'm like, sweating.
Speaker:Oh my god.
Speaker:We gotta get started here, though.
Speaker:And for those listening, it's true.
Speaker:I did, I was looking at him.
Speaker:It's true.
Speaker:I did look at it.
Speaker:All right so We also don't have the studio intros so it's just
Speaker:let me see how long this episode is whoa How long is the episode?
Speaker:Oh 23 minutes and 40 seconds.
Speaker:I thought it was like so good.
Speaker:I thought I said 30 minutes for saying that 23 minutes and 40 episode 40 seconds.
Speaker:Whoo Jumble on a horse there.
Speaker:Hold and press play in 3 I bet somebody's looking at you.
Speaker:2 That's why you jumbled words.
Speaker:Yep.
Speaker:Yep, that's, yeah that's what happened.
Speaker:Someone's looking at me.
Speaker:Mules!
Speaker:Oh, that's a really good jump.
Speaker:Whoa!
Speaker:How'd he do that?
Speaker:I feel like you would've noticed that before.
Speaker:Oh, shit, man.
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:Swing his
Speaker:That's a big difference.
Speaker:I like this strategy.
Speaker:Beat it.
Speaker:Level up.
Speaker:In this solo leveling, you should level up.
Speaker:Dude, why'd you turn the heater off?
Speaker:It's cold in here.
Speaker:What is a heater remote?
Speaker:It doesn't matter, I can just turn it on like this.
Speaker:Again this.
Speaker:I am not a fan of this.
Speaker:Intro.
Speaker:Intro, yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, it's Hold on, I gotta try to find this mode.
Speaker:Hold on.
Speaker:Where is it?
Speaker:Oh, it's right over there.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:I guess not everyone can be like Naruto's Blue Bird, but you gotta try.
Speaker:At least a little bit.
Speaker:To getcha.
Speaker:I think that this is just like when I don't think this is like
Speaker:They just put in English words.
Speaker:Fully understand the context.
Speaker:Although, we do the same thing with some of our like, you know I don't know.
Speaker:Everything.
Speaker:Is this all in English?
Speaker:I just noticed this.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I didn't listen to it long enough to see if it was all English.
Speaker:Remember 15 years ago when I had, What Does the Fox Say?
Speaker:I never found out what the fox said, so maybe this episode will
Speaker:give me some insight on that.
Speaker:Punching it seemed to work.
Speaker:You should continue to do that.
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:What?
Speaker:Open inventory?
Speaker:You forgot that, dawg?
Speaker:I'm not gonna lie, you're an idiot.
Speaker:You deserve to lose.
Speaker:You forgot you had an inventory?
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:You are not Berserk, dawg.
Speaker:Oh.
Speaker:You are not Guts.
Speaker:Ooh.
Speaker:Oh!
Speaker:The dawg.
Speaker:I ain't gonna lie, bro, I would've done the same thing.
Speaker:I would've done the same thing.
Speaker:Intelligence 11 perception.
Speaker:Oh, that's like Spidey senses
Speaker:The real world of magical bow opening right also
Speaker:You can sell
Speaker:So that was one tooth.
Speaker:I had a bunch of teeth try taking like the rest of it
Speaker:Why doesn't he pick up the rest and get more gold?
Speaker:I brought this guy horrible in video games
Speaker:So you stay there and grind by killing a bunch of foxes.
Speaker:Nevermind.
Speaker:Cool, let's get it.
Speaker:No you did not.
Speaker:You got close, but you did not die actually.
Speaker:Whoever these foxes dentists are, they did a great job.
Speaker:Gives you a new meaning to the word lockjaw.
Speaker:They had that old Yeezy treatment.
Speaker:Would you trade in all your teeth for metal nothing like you did?
Speaker:No.
Speaker:And sound like that?
Speaker:No.
Speaker:Wow, you're leveling up with each slash.
Speaker:Wolf Assassin.
Speaker:Ahem.
Speaker:Dang, bro, on the ceiling.
Speaker:Now pick up all them teeth.
Speaker:No wonder you're broke.
Speaker:You don't know how to pick, earn money.
Speaker:Ahem.
Speaker:Oh, it's 34 fangs.
Speaker:So you defeated 34.
Speaker:Oh, it was an automatic collect.
Speaker:I think he just killed 34 wolves, cause just from one wolf he got 8, 8, 8 tooth.
Speaker:Yeah, turn it up.
Speaker:Yeah, just keep going.
Speaker:My gosh, come on bro.
Speaker:Oh, your favorite character, DJ.
Speaker:Oh,
Speaker:now he's a monkey killer?
Speaker:Nah, now a panther killer?
Speaker:Monkeys, panthers, foxes, pretty basic standard enemies.
Speaker:What do you think the, what do you think the voice over artist
Speaker:does to get that tired voice?
Speaker:Do you think he just starts running, and he just He probably
Speaker:wakes up and just starts recording.
Speaker:Yeah yeah whatever.
Speaker:Or he probably, possibly doesn't even care.
Speaker:Are you talking to me?
Speaker:I can't Huh?
Speaker:What is it, fourth wall break?
Speaker:Metro!
Speaker:Shut your ass up and add some drums.
Speaker:The sound mixing in this is it's like barely audible and then it's
Speaker:just like loud as hell for no reason.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It's definitely gonna be red, man.
Speaker:This is this is something you used to hear back in the day back in Louisiana.
Speaker:Please be white.
Speaker:No!
Speaker:Please be white.
Speaker:Go in your inventory and get some other shit, man.
Speaker:Wait.
Speaker:Or jump inside of it and then explode and self destruct
Speaker:This is a video game.
Speaker:You would get another life right or no, it's just leveling Damn, bro.
Speaker:He was the protagonist.
Speaker:Ragdoll physics, huh?
Speaker:Are you pinned down or are you worth something?
Speaker:I probably got his foot cut off again
Speaker:How is he the weakest one of all mankind?
Speaker:He would have to be super famous if he was the weakest one of all mankind.
Speaker:And not only that, you Like, okay, so it says how much mana people have.
Speaker:Since he has any.
Speaker:But also, aren't humans who have no powers the weakest?
Speaker:It wouldn't be this guy, clearly, because he can actually do it.
Speaker:Are you talking to the snake?
Speaker:I don't think the snake cares.
Speaker:No, you're weak because you're weak.
Speaker:Bro, you need therapy.
Speaker:Really?
Speaker:You don't need strength, you need therapy, bro.
Speaker:Therapy.
Speaker:But this is like typical anime speech talk.
Speaker:Look how poorly the fingers were drawn.
Speaker:See, this guy was weird, bro.
Speaker:He had a foot fetish.
Speaker:That guy was weird.
Speaker:You know what he reminds me of is Asta.
Speaker:My superpower is never giving up.
Speaker:No one's ever tried that before.
Speaker:And also kinda it also kinda says that Oh, everyone who ever died just gave up.
Speaker:None of them tried.
Speaker:Come on, bro.
Speaker:Alright.
Speaker:Oh, he's doing Super Saiyan.
Speaker:So let's go Super Saiyan.
Speaker:Let's get some powers.
Speaker:Oh, he turned it off.
Speaker:Get a new sword, dog.
Speaker:What are you doing?
Speaker:Oh, he's reenacting Dune.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Punch it.
Speaker:Punch it in the face.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Oh, no.
Speaker:Let's see.
Speaker:Oh, he's tickling it.
Speaker:I wouldn't expect that.
Speaker:See, that's why he's the protagonist.
Speaker:I would never have thought of that.
Speaker:To tickle it.
Speaker:To tickle the snake.
Speaker:The bloody eye.
Speaker:Oh, he's eating it.
Speaker:What are you Bro.
Speaker:No, he's crushing it.
Speaker:You knew he was gonna win.
Speaker:This is You know, to be fair, the way other people talked about
Speaker:this show, they acted like it was like Full Metal Alchemist.
Speaker:I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker:That's what I was, I heard a lot of great stuff about it.
Speaker:I was like, not that it's not a great show, but it's it's alright.
Speaker:I think people just like anime.
Speaker:Which is fine.
Speaker:Which is fine.
Speaker:But you can't tell me it's one of the best ever out right now.
Speaker:Cause, possibly.
Speaker:Maybe the rest of the stuff that's out right now isn't as good.
Speaker:In their opinion, but still.
Speaker:Whoa, that's cool.
Speaker:The snake's bone, the snake bones.
Speaker:Oh, you're not gonna wipe the blood off your face?
Speaker:I guess he likes it in his eyes.
Speaker:Metro!
Speaker:Yeah, obviously.
Speaker:Bow to me, Rufus.
Speaker:Do it.
Speaker:If you really want to apologize, buy me buy me a sandwich.
Speaker:The only way to properly apologize.
Speaker:Did you know that Subway changed their slogan from five dollar a foot
Speaker:long to six dollars for six inches?
Speaker:Yeah, because of inflation.
Speaker:Japan, you reckon?
Speaker:This man gets no breaks.
Speaker:He just defeated a boss and now he's got to go beat another boss.
Speaker:This League of Legends looking mothafucka.
Speaker:How much longer will this take?
Speaker:To be fair, I get that they're used to this, but this is like me going
Speaker:up to a firefighter who's actively fighting a fire and be like, Excuse
Speaker:me, how long is this gonna take?
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:That is the most caring thing I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker:Is that Big Booty Judy?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, you're so pussy.
Speaker:You're talking about what's his face and now you're pussy.
Speaker:What's going on?
Speaker:Yeah you can.
Speaker:Yes you can.
Speaker:Don't give her any excuses.
Speaker:So go in there and save it.
Speaker:Alright, so are you gonna jump?
Speaker:Do it.
Speaker:Alright.
Speaker:Go ahead, let's see what we got.
Speaker:Stop talking.
Speaker:Go ahead, flex.
Speaker:Do the flex.
Speaker:Is he gonna throw it?
Speaker:He's gonna throw it?
Speaker:Great job guys.
Speaker:Me too.
Speaker:I've done that.
Speaker:I don't know about you, bro.
Speaker:You just, you're not built like that, dawg.
Speaker:I'll go zero to a hundred real quick.
Speaker:I'm actually only level three.
Speaker:Dang, this one arm is swole, dawg.
Speaker:You gotta use both hands, my guy.
Speaker:Jesus.
Speaker:People will find out.
Speaker:This is this anime's getting better and better, man.
Speaker:Oh, God.
Speaker:I see this person's face one more time.
Speaker:I think I'm gonna pass out.
Speaker:Alright.
Speaker:I don't understand the whole What's it do you wanna play a game?
Speaker:Saw.
Speaker:Saw yeah.
Speaker:Reminds me of Saw.
Speaker:Yeah, I'm not really sure what this ending is.
Speaker:I think that Fondling the lockers?
Speaker:I think they just like Saw, man.
Speaker:And then Saw has nothing to do with this.
Speaker:He's look, I don't care.
Speaker:It's the ending credits, people are gonna turn it off anyway.
Speaker:Put the saw in there.
Speaker:I'm paying for the shit.
Speaker:There's a lot you can do with this anime.
Speaker:So I'm excited to see what they do with it.
Speaker:I guess you will in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.
Speaker:Anyway, this has been Southern Senpais.
Speaker:I'm Nicholas.
Speaker:I am still DJ, and we'll see you next time.
Speaker:See ya.
Speaker:This has been Southern Senpais on Comic Con Radio.
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Speaker:Tune in next Wednesday for a fresh episode.
Speaker:Y'all come back now, ya hear?
