Episode 35
Watch Along: Solo Leveling Ep 3
Watch the very highly requested Solo Leveling Ep 3 with your favorite Southern Senpias!
Transcript
Howdy, it's the Southern Senpai Show where small town Southerners explore
Speaker:big time Japanese entertainment, anime, manga, and everything in between.
Speaker:Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.
Speaker:What's going on, y'all?
Speaker:Southern Senpais here.
Speaker:My name is Nicholas.
Speaker:We are two southern guys.
Speaker:I'm DJ and we're a black and a white guy.
Speaker:What are you doing?
Speaker:You messed up the intro.
Speaker:No, the intro is, what's going on y'all?
Speaker:This is Southern Senpais here.
Speaker:Two southern guys who explore Japanese culture together.
Speaker:I'm Nicholas.
Speaker:You know what?
Speaker:You're DJ.
Speaker:I am.
Speaker:And what are we doing today, DJ?
Speaker:You act like you said it like that.
Speaker:That's the intro, right?
Speaker:You didn't say it like that.
Speaker:That's the intro?
Speaker:You messed it up.
Speaker:I'm just saying that's the intro, right?
Speaker:No, still, it's not.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Apparently I don't know how to do the intro, no, in
Speaker:historic I have You know what?
Speaker:I'll just release an episode of GGOHs Messing Up the Beginnings.
Speaker:Don't act like I know I mess up the beginnings, but I didn't mess up this one.
Speaker:Today we're watching so Episode 3.
Speaker:It's a watch a log.
Speaker:And The past two episodes were pretty good.
Speaker:Pretty good.
Speaker:This one is also brought to you by Modelo.
Speaker:Modelo Especial.
Speaker:Which Actually, It's Modelo Mango y Chile.
Speaker:Gotcha.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:I don't know if that's special or that it could be.
Speaker:Yeah, so you know what the greatest part about living in Living in the South?
Speaker:What?
Speaker:What?
Speaker:We want different flavors of alcohol other cultures are like, oh, yeah,
Speaker:dude, check this out And you're like, why don't we have more of this?
Speaker:Why wasn't this the american standard?
Speaker:because Maybe we might be late.
Speaker:All probably because it's moonshine, right?
Speaker:That's true.
Speaker:You moonshine has a bunch of different flavors.
Speaker:I mean you're from tennessee So it has a you can make moonshine taste just about
Speaker:anything everyone went to actually All you gotta do is put the fruit in there.
Speaker:Yeah, but that yeah for the most part and then on top of that I went to this
Speaker:place in Kentucky that they had moonshine that tasted like like sweet potato pie.
Speaker:Oh, yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And they had another one that tasted like a cru.
Speaker:Then you, and then you got that.
Speaker:But that butter cake.
Speaker:Yeah, butter cake, but then you got some spread that was sweet potato.
Speaker:Remember?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Shout out to Smith Creek.
Speaker:That's where they were from.
Speaker:Smith Creek.
Speaker:Smith Creek and Upper Mills in Nashville.
Speaker:Shout out.
Speaker:Do you guys have any cool moonshine alcohol distilleries in Louisiana?
Speaker:Yeah, sure.
Speaker:Do you, that you know of, that you've been to?
Speaker:No, not that I've been to.
Speaker:Oh, I, my thing is Tony Chachere's.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:It's made with Tony Chachere's on it.
Speaker:Although to be fair, Tony Chachere's is pretty good.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And then they got slap your mama and they got, I don't really know of a
Speaker:dish you can't put Tony Chachere's on.
Speaker:I think this is one of those all seasonings, I think.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:People like Obey or what is it?
Speaker:Obey?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Obey.
Speaker:I like that seasoning.
Speaker:I like to put that on, on, on seafood.
Speaker:Tony Chachere's all day.
Speaker:Smokin like a true Louisianan.
Speaker:My dad's from Maryland, so that's why I know a whole bunch about Obey.
Speaker:But you can't put, here's the thing, you can't put Obey on steak.
Speaker:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker:It's like specifically for seafood.
Speaker:It tastes weird on steak and all that stuff, but Totus
Speaker:Asterix, you can put it on both.
Speaker:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker:That's why it's better.
Speaker:We don't have the studio intros to these episodes.
Speaker:We just have the episode itself.
Speaker:If you're, Funimation is gone.
Speaker:It's extinct.
Speaker:Yeah because of the American imperialist.
Speaker:Because Sony was like, oh, anime's popular now?
Speaker:Let me get that.
Speaker:Isn't Sony Japanese?
Speaker:So they're a Japanese imperialist.
Speaker:We gotta teach them well.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:We teach pretty well over here in America.
Speaker:Anyway, we're gonna press play and start 3, 2, 1.
Speaker:Okay, because he just got sacrificed on this altar.
Speaker:And then a little thing came up.
Speaker:And then I was like, bro, let me get them sneaks.
Speaker:What happened to the singing ones?
Speaker:Y'all ain't going to come over here either.
Speaker:Just the warrior guys.
Speaker:Okay, cool.
Speaker:Congratulations on becoming a player.
Speaker:I wish you could do this in real life.
Speaker:Like solo level stuff in real life.
Speaker:Imagine taking a test.
Speaker:Like every time you took a biology test and you passed, you
Speaker:actually got better at biology.
Speaker:That'd be great.
Speaker:You would be, you'd be a master at a bunch of stuff by now.
Speaker:Oh yeah.
Speaker:As much shit I've failed.
Speaker:Imagine every time you fought someone you had plus one fighting abilities.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Instead of spending a year and a half to get plus two.
Speaker:Oh my gosh!
Speaker:Oh he has purple hair.
Speaker:I thought it was Someone else.
Speaker:Your name's Woo?
Speaker:That's really stu Your name Your blonde hair and blue eyes, there's
Speaker:no way anyone's name is Woo.
Speaker:I'll be honest with you, man.
Speaker:I am not I'm not digging this intro.
Speaker:No, I'm not.
Speaker:I'm not.
Speaker:No, I'm not.
Speaker:The show's nice, but I don't like this intro.
Speaker:I don't know I don't know I don't know if I'm into the show.
Speaker:I don't know if I'm into the show or they just leave good
Speaker:cliffhangers on the episodes.
Speaker:Probably a mixture of both, because if Judy is in one more episode, I'm just,
Speaker:I don't know if I can handle this.
Speaker:Is that like a cultural thing that they make the women like that?
Speaker:Or do you think that's just a male not understanding women thing?
Speaker:That is an all around the world male writers, not a being able to write women.
Speaker:Like I seriously see there's a whole bunch of female characters
Speaker:out there that are just.
Speaker:Annoying as hell when it comes to anime, but then there's a whole bunch
Speaker:of female characters that are really awesome So one thing I have noticed
Speaker:is that mangakas, people who create manga who are married They write really
Speaker:great female characters surprisingly because they get laid every day.
Speaker:They actually appreciate women So do you think they're doing it on purpose
Speaker:or you think it's just the fact that they just don't get laid to be fair a
Speaker:lot of animators spend a lot of time in their room and not outside Socializing
Speaker:not that they don't touch grass.
Speaker:But it's because the inside animating So what do you want?
Speaker:You want anime or you want them to touch grass?
Speaker:You can't have both, then what you do both is they get married And then she
Speaker:touches him while he's inside animating Oh, he retired good no, she's gonna
Speaker:be pushed to the wayside Oh, she's gonna resign fantastic I this show
Speaker:actually i'm sticking with the show now
Speaker:How what do you mean
Speaker:Really that's because of a protagonist bro.
Speaker:Do you not know?
Speaker:Oh, what, so you think he did it somehow?
Speaker:That's so stupid.
Speaker:Why would you believe that?
Speaker:It's a magical portal which anything can happen, and you believe that he just
Speaker:Oh, okay, that makes more sense.
Speaker:This man hit the Kaio ken.
Speaker:A monometer.
Speaker:This is a monometer.
Speaker:Mamma Mia!
Speaker:It's a Mamma Mia pizzeria.
Speaker:Oh my god.
Speaker:You want a large fake doll or something?
Speaker:Again, I'm using the scene enhancers.
Speaker:This is pretty, this episode's getting better by the second.
Speaker:Damn, gross.
Speaker:I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker:I appreciate this man.
Speaker:He's look, I just gotta check you out real fast.
Speaker:Oh, you're still a bitch?
Speaker:See ya.
Speaker:You still ain't shit?
Speaker:All right, cool.
Speaker:You have your limbs back?
Speaker:I think that's a dub right there.
Speaker:You saw that the whole time?
Speaker:You have unread messages.
Speaker:What is this, Gmail?
Speaker:Why does every woman just so mean to him?
Speaker:What is going on?
Speaker:I'm in the hospital.
Speaker:And it's about her.
Speaker:I think this might be a cultural thing.
Speaker:I don't know, man.
Speaker:I've met Japanese chicks before.
Speaker:They're usually not as how should I say?
Speaker:Bitchy is this person.
Speaker:Although, to be fair, I haven't met every Japanese woman ever.
Speaker:So there's a strong possibility.
Speaker:Draw those generalizations!
Speaker:There's some Japanese woman out there like, How dare, I am a bitch!
Speaker:How dare you say that!
Speaker:Okay, so these people have like random eye colors.
Speaker:So if you could choose a different eye color, which one would you do?
Speaker:Oh, no, I'd keep my eye color.
Speaker:Nah, bro I'd totally change my color.
Speaker:My color is just straight up black like legally black and let people like oh,
Speaker:you know You can't have black eyes.
Speaker:They're usually just dark brown.
Speaker:No The u.
Speaker:s.
Speaker:Government was like damn, bro You have no soul in them holes
Speaker:I personally no chicks really.
Speaker:Oh, dude, look push up set squats running
Speaker:Oh, so he doesn't do a hundred push ups and a hundred sit
Speaker:ups, he'll get a penalty?
Speaker:Huh, bro, they went down.
Speaker:Hey, I don't know if you remember that giant statue we're in.
Speaker:I probably would just listen to some shit.
Speaker:Me, personally, I would want to get one of those those weird ass mantis shrimp eyes.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:Really?
Speaker:Yeah, man.
Speaker:'cause they got three eyes in one eye.
Speaker:So really they have six eyes that like, we have like binocular vision, right?
Speaker:One in each one.
Speaker:They have six ocular vision or whatever the number is.
Speaker:Yeah, I wouldn't want that.
Speaker:And they gotta, they can see every single they can see like heat,
Speaker:they can see like ultra light.
Speaker:They can see like a whole bunch of stuff.
Speaker:I'd love that.
Speaker:Just put on some shades, you're good to go.
Speaker:The hoes will never know.
Speaker:And I'd be like, Hey did you just text that person?
Speaker:No, you're going to lie to me.
Speaker:Seriously.
Speaker:I can see radio waves and you're going to tell me I can see your heat.
Speaker:There's no trap here.
Speaker:Clearly I can see all the ultraviolet rays, bro, what is the trope with pushing
Speaker:up the glasses being cool type of thing?
Speaker:As someone who wears glasses, I've, it's literally just I
Speaker:don't know how to explain it.
Speaker:It's because you don't wear glasses.
Speaker:You do sometimes, but that's only when you're concentrating on something.
Speaker:As someone who like regularly wears them, you do that when you got to lock in, bro.
Speaker:I don't have nothing else to explain to you.
Speaker:Huh, okay.
Speaker:Oh, strength quest, tra Oh!
Speaker:Strength training?
Speaker:Okay, so when he fails to do something, he has to Woah!
Speaker:He goes to hell?
Speaker:Goal, survive.
Speaker:4 hours?!
Speaker:Bro, you trippin bro.
Speaker:Why is there always a chair knocked over?
Speaker:You weren't even in there.
Speaker:You weren't even in that chair!
Speaker:If life really was like this, so it's Oh, okay, cool.
Speaker:I earned, Heh.
Speaker:In real life the penalty is that you just get fat when you start working out.
Speaker:But it would be great if you just could never lose it.
Speaker:Because then you, I think you work out to a point, you'd be like, you know what?
Speaker:I love how it's just double titty shot just right now.
Speaker:Wait, what was the Fan service.
Speaker:Wait, is it?
Speaker:They weren't even large.
Speaker:They were just covered and everything.
Speaker:It was like
Speaker:He's been running for four hours.
Speaker:I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker:Have you ever, have you ran for four hours before?
Speaker:No.
Speaker:Around I kid you not, cause I've done a marathon before.
Speaker:Around 30 minutes, you hit euphoria if you're really booking it, right?
Speaker:Is that what the runner's high is?
Speaker:I'll tell you this, that runner's high only lasts about an hour max.
Speaker:And then it's just wham.
Speaker:But then, If you can survive like another 30 minutes, do you think
Speaker:regular second wins are crazy?
Speaker:Oh boy I remember like when I was training for a marathon I was training
Speaker:with one of my friends This to be fair I was back in high school.
Speaker:So obviously a little bit more energy, right?
Speaker:Anyway, and I was running literally like five miles like every day Like that was
Speaker:my regular routine wake up five miles and then do it The rest of my day starts
Speaker:so, He was like, oh my god, he's better than sex and I was like it is he must
Speaker:be having terrible sex like just Awful p and v but he used to run way longer
Speaker:and fast and like harder than I did And so one time I went on one of his
Speaker:regiments and at the end I was like bro My endorphins are pumping so hard if I
Speaker:feel like I sit down i'll explode Really?
Speaker:Yeah It's Awesome.
Speaker:It's not better than sex, but it is awesome.
Speaker:Ha.
Speaker:Oh, she's still here?
Speaker:Oh, duh.
Speaker:Ah, you know what?
Speaker:I gotta call in a third opinion.
Speaker:I gotta text her.
Speaker:You know what's funny?
Speaker:Is that I know hunters recover a lot faster than normal people, but this
Speaker:is the wrong, off with this guy.
Speaker:You know what?
Speaker:I used to not believe stuff like this, right?
Speaker:It was like, oh, it's so obvious.
Speaker:How do you not, see it, right?
Speaker:To see what, like when people say oh, making an anime or tv,
Speaker:they go, oh, he, he's so weird.
Speaker:Like, how?
Speaker:Like how do we explain, oh, something about him is different?
Speaker:And then they just don't report it.
Speaker:And it's if they were reported these obvious differences that everyone else
Speaker:sees, then it's like the main protagonist would've been caught earlier, or the
Speaker:evil guy would've been caught earlier.
Speaker:I used to think that was fake.
Speaker:But how many times have you heard on a true crime documentary
Speaker:everyone told the police and nothing happened for three years Yeah
Speaker:So if these screens are up all the time No, you're correct
Speaker:to stare at this person.
Speaker:You should not be talking to yourself out loud it If these screens are up
Speaker:all the time What if you're smashing?
Speaker:And it's plus one.
Speaker:What's going on here?
Speaker:Goal achieved!
Speaker:Success!
Speaker:She achieved!
Speaker:Orca!
Speaker:Ooh, I thought that end was like the swastika for a second.
Speaker:It's not, but Cutting it a little close there, ain't ya?
Speaker:Them sweat droughts be big as a mug, bro.
Speaker:Also, He doesn't have any PTSD from any of the stuff he just experienced?
Speaker:He regularly goes through that kind of stuff because he's the lower ranked.
Speaker:So he regularly deals with major trauma, unlike the rest of them.
Speaker:Gotcha.
Speaker:Alright.
Speaker:So now you have to choose a class.
Speaker:Alright, which class would you choose?
Speaker:What are my choices?
Speaker:You got like a hunter, and the other one, you got magic and stuff like that.
Speaker:Healer, other stuff.
Speaker:So you gave me two choices, hunter or healer?
Speaker:You should oh, do you not know the rest of the classes?
Speaker:No, I don't.
Speaker:They're in the intro every time.
Speaker:Okay, so you got you got the hunter, right?
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:They have a swordsman.
Speaker:And then What's a hunter do?
Speaker:Like D& D stuff, it's like they have the ability to You know what I'm saying?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You got the bard.
Speaker:Whatever.
Speaker:So if you knowing that, like which one would you choose?
Speaker:I would probably be a swordsman.
Speaker:Me, I'd be a swordsman.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Would you use a broad sword or just a regular smaller sword?
Speaker:I'd use a sword and a shield.
Speaker:I would love to be a healer.
Speaker:Why?
Speaker:Why?
Speaker:Because I'm like a swordsman.
Speaker:Don't go over there.
Speaker:I'ma do what I want to do, cause I'm the leader.
Speaker:That's cool.
Speaker:I get it.
Speaker:I understand.
Speaker:You're the leader.
Speaker:You're in charge.
Speaker:But, when you're bleeding out, Don't fucking look at me.
Speaker:Do you understand?
Speaker:Cause I told you not to fucking do it in the first place.
Speaker:Don't look at me like, oh I need help, cause you're the healer.
Speaker:You're like the field medic in the military.
Speaker:Actually, yeah, my dad, actually, ironically, yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, like your dad.
Speaker:Yeah, my dad was a field medic.
Speaker:And knowing my dad, that was probably his exact sentiment.
Speaker:Hey man, don't do that.
Speaker:Goes and does it.
Speaker:Hey man, I told you not to do it.
Speaker:It's funny because now my dad's a, doctor.
Speaker:Yeah, he works in the medical field.
Speaker:He's a pediatrician.
Speaker:Who specifically helps kids with concussions.
Speaker:It's like a, it's like a speciality.
Speaker:Which is like when your kid gets hit in the head too hard.
Speaker:And he's that's concussed, that's when he steps in, he's
Speaker:Hey, I saw your kid get tackled.
Speaker:One, he's not going to the NFL.
Speaker:Two, I'ma help you out.
Speaker:What's wrong with him, doctor?
Speaker:My dad be like, I'm sorry, but he's just not him.
Speaker:He's not built like that.
Speaker:He's built different, but the other way.
Speaker:Wrongly different.
Speaker:He's not built different, he's built oddly.
Speaker:He's built opposite.
Speaker:Oh, so he can go in any dungeon he wants to.
Speaker:That's cool.
Speaker:A subway dungeon.
Speaker:Oh, just him.
Speaker:Was that Judy?
Speaker:It looked exactly like Judy.
Speaker:Judy Booty.
Speaker:Big Booty Judy.
Speaker:Judy.
Speaker:Except she's Japanese she's built like a matchstick.
Speaker:I've I've heard of a I've heard of bodybuilders that are Japanese.
Speaker:And, I'm always wondering to myself especially nowadays,
Speaker:there are taller Japanese guys.
Speaker:So I've always wondered are there thick Japanese women?
Speaker:Yeah, there is, there's one.
Speaker:How do you know that?
Speaker:In the end, I'm white.
Speaker:I can sense these things.
Speaker:It basically seeks me out.
Speaker:You see the Kmart?
Speaker:Oh, not the black goblins.
Speaker:Not the black goblins.
Speaker:Oh, it's a mohawk.
Speaker:It's like a regular mohawk.
Speaker:I thought it was like a Nevermind.
Speaker:Oh, Grimer!
Speaker:Oh, he's Weave Nation certified.
Speaker:I didn't I apologize.
Speaker:I did not know that.
Speaker:I know they said oh, normal weapons don't work against them.
Speaker:You have to use the these special weapons with the little crystals, right?
Speaker:This is obvious that it's in Japan, because if it was in
Speaker:America, it would still be a gun.
Speaker:Americans would figure out a way to put a bunch of knives
Speaker:in a gun and then shoot it.
Speaker:There's a lot of blood in this.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:For the tiniest hole, that was like a lot of blood.
Speaker:That would not kill someone.
Speaker:He's a goblin, so I guess, I don't know, he could've stabbed
Speaker:him in the heart for all I know.
Speaker:Okay, the brain is, that's it.
Speaker:Hit him with the shanksty.
Speaker:Yep.
Speaker:Oh, man.
Speaker:No one touches my backpack.
Speaker:Nobody touches my mochi.
Speaker:You not him, bro.
Speaker:It's me, Iron Jaw Wolf.
Speaker:The final boss is just P.
Speaker:Diddy.
Speaker:Hahahahaha!
Speaker:Haha!
Speaker:You can sense it?
Speaker:Oh, what, cause his mouth broke the fuckin
Speaker:Cause you're a bitch.
Speaker:You built oddly.
Speaker:He sensed the bitch in you.
Speaker:Aren't you Weave Nation certified?
Speaker:Nope, we've card taken.
Speaker:Oh, he calling the homies.
Speaker:Are you serious?
Speaker:Oh, no, it's just him.
Speaker:Okay, cool.
Speaker:It was like his war cry.
Speaker:Bro, this camera zo this camera circle's what's going on here?
Speaker:Oh, it's over.
Speaker:They have the craziest cliffhangers.
Speaker:That's how they keep you watching more.
Speaker:It's annoying, but I get what it's trying to do.
Speaker:I don't like the way he's touching them lockers, bro.
Speaker:What you doing?
Speaker:He's P.
Speaker:Diddy in them lockers.
Speaker:Now we have to watch the next one to see if the final boss is P.
Speaker:Diddy.
Speaker:And all I'm going to say is, if it is P.
Speaker:Diddy, Japan, you animated this years ago, that's a great call.
Speaker:Great call.
Speaker:Great call.
Speaker:Oh, so that was P.
Speaker:Diddy, the one opening the door.
Speaker:Or was it Dan Schneider?
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:The entertainment industry is so fucked, dude.
Speaker:It's so bad.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:What'd you think of the episode?
Speaker:Yeah, I thought it was pretty good.
Speaker:I I'm more confused than I am interested in this anime.
Speaker:That doesn't matter, does it?
Speaker:No.
Speaker:No, because the audience dictates what we're gonna do.
Speaker:I'm DJ.
Speaker:I'm Nicholas.
Speaker:And we'll see you, I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker:This is, I was gonna say this has been Southern Senpais.
Speaker:But, they're gonna, they're gonna figure that out in the outro, but you can say it.
Speaker:Do you want to say it?
Speaker:You know what?
Speaker:Yes, I do want to say it.
Speaker:This has been Southern Senpais.
Speaker:I'm Nicholas.
Speaker:I'm still DJ.
Speaker:See you later.
Speaker:See ya.
Speaker:This has been Southern Senpais on Comic Con Radio.
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Speaker:Tune in next Wednesday for a fresh episode.
Speaker:Y'all come back now, ya hear?
