Southern Senpais Southern Senpais: Watch Along Solo Leveling Ep 2 - Southern Senpais

Episode 36

Watch Along: Solo Leveling Ep 2

Published on: 18th April, 2024

Watch the very highly requested Solo Leveling Ep 2 with your favorite Southern Senpias!

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Howdy.

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It's the Southern Senpai Show, where small town Southerners explore big

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time Japanese entertainment, anime, manga, and everything in between.

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Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.

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What's going on y'all?

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This is Southern Senpais, two Southern guys who explore

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Japanese culture together.

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I'm DJ, and before we actually did this this whole episode was actually messed up.

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What are we doing today, DJ?

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The thing was full.

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So now he had a second shot.

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He did.

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He did a great job.

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Yeah, great job Then we'll see what do we watch along with episode two

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We saw the first episode and even though the I wouldn't say slow burn

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I just say it was slow until the end in the end of the first episode.

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Yeah it was a slow burn because the character is generic the setup.

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Excuse me Yeah, this well the setup is generic.

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But also the thing is it's like When you have this type of anime,

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it does have to be generic.

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It's all about the execution, right?

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Yeah, this is that a single ad is if you give you know a painter

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and a novice The same amount of paints the actual professional

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painter is going to do a great job It doesn't really work It doesn't

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matter that his tools are the same.

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It's not really about the tools that you have It's about the

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execution of those tools, right?

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You could give The professional painter Fisher Price tools and paints

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and you give the novice, Professional grade everything and thanks experts

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still gonna blow them out the water.

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This is great But we thought the ending was pretty good Today's scene

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enhancer is brought to you by Modelo.

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Yeah, hello.

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Yeah, dude You guys sponsor us, I didn't know Modelo was just Spanish for model.

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It is Yeah, Modelo is just special, it's Spanish for model, and when

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it says Modelo what is it, Modelo Especial or something like that?

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That's just Spanish for special model.

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Jack Daniels is just English for some guy's name.

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No, but it's like in Harry Potter where it's like, the reason why Harry Potter

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was, one of the reasons why Harry Potter was so successful is because, like, all

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the houses and, boarding school and all that kind of stuff adds to the mystique

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and magic of Harry Potter, when that's just regular shit that goes on in Britain.

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Like how they have like houses in, they, like they have houses

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and prefects and boarding school.

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Do they get sorted by a hat?

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Not a hat, but if they get sorted by personalities, no I don't know

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how they get sorted, but most of that is taken from British society.

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What's your middle school like?

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Middle school?

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Because my middle heathens.

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You were a heathen in middle school?

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Yeah, we were a bunch of heathens.

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Wearing Aeropostale and Hollister.

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Not personally, but in my middle school they did that.

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They had they weren't called houses.

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We were called sections.

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But I was, like, section C.

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We had A, B, C, D, and E in middle school, and now it's section C.

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You guys didn't have that?

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We like, you have your own hallway, and your own colors and shit?

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No, bro, we were just thrown in with everybody.

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That's the Louisiana education system for you.

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Yeah, we're just savages.

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I, I guess I, I never thought of that about being standard.

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Cause when you think, when you said, Wait, we're not teeing

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up with Harry Potter right now.

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Yeah, let's do solo leveling.

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Okay, alright.

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As you guys know, we do not have the studio intros here.

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We just have the, just the episode.

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It doesn't mean we don't have the intro of the actual episodes, yeah,

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whatever, you know what I'm saying?

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The episode is 20 minutes and 40 seconds long.

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So I'm going to press play in three, two, one.

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Do you like it?

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Whenever animes do this, where they drop off or they start right where they dropped

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off at, and then they do the intro.

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Or do you like it when they do the intro and then lead into the episode?

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I honestly believe that it's probably like a tactic of theirs because it's

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like, if they start off directly with the intro, some people who don't

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like, like people's attention spans drop off in half a second nowadays.

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They even do that in a lot of American TV shows, so it's called a teaser

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before any of the intros are shown.

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So it's just a teaser.

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Just immediate gratification.

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I think that everyone does that.

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I don't know, I think the times where it starts just directly off the intro, is

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because You know that this anime is fire and these episodes are about to be fire.

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So you don't need a teaser.

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Case in point, Naruto was done at a year and a half at Naruto episodes.

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I just started straight off with the intro.

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Yeah, a lot of Dragon Ball Z episodes start off just with the intro.

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What was that one?

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Full Metal Alchemist?

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Some sort of Dragoon, but those are like A tier episodes.

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You don't no one's ever been like, Ugh, I need a teaser to watch this,

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But, Full Metal Alchemist episode.

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Also, how did we go from A tier to S tier?

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Who decided S was like, Why not T tier?

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Why not A and then T tier?

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Yeah, it's usually A, B, C, D, E.

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You know what I think it is?

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What?

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Doesn't Dance Revolution do S tiers?

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I don't know.

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But I'm just saying, like, when you're grading papers, like

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you never got an S on a paper.

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Who decided, why can't it be V tier?

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All I know is that if I was in school and someone, a creature was great at paper

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and I'm like, all right, you got an S.

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I'd be like, dude, I failed beyond belief.

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This is beyond the fail on the F.

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This is beyond F.

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Which is weird because if F stands for failed, then it implies that the

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other letters also stand for something.

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Yeah.

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What is C?

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It's D is for, it's like A is dumbass B is dumbass, B is eh, could be better,

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C is competent, you're a cunt, D is B is basic B is basic A is asshole,

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why'd you get it so high and then S is superb, yeah, suck my dick, you're

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too smart I, I'm gonna come up with a new create your own education system.

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Because you have to create an education system.

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You can't use A, B, C, D, or E, or the S.

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How are you, what's your grading structure?

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Oh, I would just go to a new country.

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I'd just go to Japan or Germany and see what their grading system

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is and just slap it on there.

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I think they do the same thing as us.

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I'll find somewhere that already has an established grading system,

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so I don't have to, all I gotta do is just adopt it over here.

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That's the American way.

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Stealing others.

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Stealing other people's shit.

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Nah, I think that's British, Britain's thing.

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Ours is more we act like we've owned it this whole time.

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We don't steal it, we say it was already ours.

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And if you try and prove me wrong Would just bomb you what you have oil

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Weapons of mass destruction you beat the crap of them by telling them I

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have weapons of mass destruction until they make weapons of mass destruction

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to get rid of your weapons of mass destruction They see their weapons of

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mass destruction I heard that he was actually was Saddam was trying to start

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a new currency And back it by oil.

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Yeah, it'd be taken down And everybody else was like, yeah, fuck the u.

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s and you know what's crazy?

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I remember watching like I was like, who was it?

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He did 9 11, didn't he?

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No, it was somebody else, right?

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Whatever.

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I remember watching 9 11 as a kid like on the television.

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Oh, no, it's not saddam.

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It's Hussein.

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No, it's saddam hussein.

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That was done 9 11.

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Oh, whoa You Hey, man

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Don't move Okay, but yeah, but it doesn't matter that's your space.

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That was your specialty.

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Why did you?

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Hey, don't

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I mean we knew that was going to happen All right truth time Would it

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be inappropriate to ask for them sneaks though and be like yo, let me get them

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off You're not using them no more bro.

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Hold on man.

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It's not Saddam Hussein That's like really a

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Man I sound really stupid right now, but I'm a southern senpai.

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So I guess it's own brand, right?

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Yeah, you're you know part of being American is not knowing America's

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history is having the utmost confidence and being wrong At the same time right?

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We're Americans.

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It doesn't matter that we're wrong.

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We keep doing the wrong thing till it turns out, right?

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That's our foreign policy, right?

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We don't negotiate with terrorists because we don't know how.

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We don't negotiate because that would be work.

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It's just easier to Just bomb the crap out of people.

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We had hostages.

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Yeah, just let them die.

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Eh, it didn't really Did it take like forever to get that famous

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basketball player out of Russia?

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And they were like, Ow!

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Can you just please just give us the bomb guy?

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If you stop asking me about it, I'll do it.

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And the people, and the person we traded her for.

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Yeah, he's like a It was, there was a Nicolas Cage about that movie.

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About the person.

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Oh, okay, so wait a minute.

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They're supposed to be following certain rules.

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You guys didn't look at the rules when you first got in here?

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He looks like a a titan.

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With the stone guy?

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Yeah.

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I ain't gon lie, bro.

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Their sweat drops be big as hell in this.

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Doesn't that look like a titan?

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It does.

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It looks like me when I see a bag of unused Doritos.

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Unopened Doritos.

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Unused Doritos?

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Yeah, man.

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What's an unused Dorito?

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Oh I'm so glad you asked, Nicholas.

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When you have many siblings, so you only had one brother.

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Do you know what that means?

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And you both are guys.

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That means just, someone wins and someone loses.

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That's it.

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Fifty fifty.

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You win and you lose.

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But Nicholas, I grew up with three younger sisters.

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Do you know what that means?

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No, everything is shared.

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We don't have like bags of Doritos in the bag.

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My parents, they took Doritos and just dumped them into a large bowl.

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If you wanted Doritos, you gotta just alright, I don't know if they dug

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their hands into these Doritos already, but, fuck it, I also want Doritos.

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Sounds gross, man.

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Not really, whatever, man, you want fucking Doritos

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you're gonna play the game.

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You know what I'm saying?

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If you want Doritos, you want Doritos.

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And, I gotta tell ya.

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Doesn't he look like a Castlevania dude?

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Who, this guy walking up?

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Yeah.

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Oh, he looks like Alucard.

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Yeah, I was about to say.

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Whoa, I think you're praying to the wrong god.

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You're supposed to pray to them, right?

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To this guy?

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Wait, I like soccer!

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Oh my god!

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This guy really enjoys his job.

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I wish I had a job where I just wake up and just smile.

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Whoa, whoa, bro.

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Bro, he just got smashed.

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Dog, them toes is drawn way too well.

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Them ankles is drawn way too well.

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Don't do it.

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Dude.

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Okay.

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Good.

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See, this is just a side.

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That's how, okay, that's fine.

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Maybe we're wrong.

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Cause it's just a side.

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I hate this person so much.

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This girl is so annoying.

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Nope, the drawing the toes are super detailed in the back, bro.

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They're super detailed?

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Nah.

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Nah, dog.

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Man likes men feet.

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I guess men feet are, could be drawn the same way as women feet, right?

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I'm not a foot expert.

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I don't know.

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We should call a podiatrist.

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And the dude just got split in half.

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Alright, right side or left side if you can split in half?

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Right side, definitely.

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Why?

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Because it's the best side, man.

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It's my good side.

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No, leave Judy.

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She's done nothing but talk shit the whole previous episode.

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She was like, look, you get no hoes, you have no powers, you in the way.

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They are just knocking people off.

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Just a quick shout out to any women listening.

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Being a tsundere is not like a personality type that you should be proud of.

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A what?

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The tsundere where it's oh, I'm going to be mean to them

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because I actually like them.

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Then they get somehow surprised.

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What's tsundere?

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A tsundere, apparently.

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What's a tsundere?

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I'm, I literally am explaining it right now.

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So apparently this this trope in anime where the girl is mean to somebody,

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But she like, secretly likes them.

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So she's mean to them.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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In real life, it doesn't work that way.

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You know what I mean?

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Oh, only one per person?

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Okay, screw this person.

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Leave Judy.

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You'll be fine!

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No, what are you doing unless she has a big booty?

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The great equalizer big booty judy, it's a great equalizer That's probably

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what it is actually And being and isn't he like a high schooler?

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I told you see look how detailed you got the veins in there It's a statue bro.

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Why did your vein?

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Why did your statue have so detailed right?

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And it's a statue Oh, thank you, that'll help I appreciate

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it You know what's weird?

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They always get blood on their forehead, but they never get cut or hit in the head.

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Look at the knuckles on this, bro!

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I don't understand how he got blood on his forehead, though.

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No, dawg no, they need this artist.

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You No, sir.

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This man really likes feet.

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They're so detailed.

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What the fuck?

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Oh, they die?

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This is a smeared foot?

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Oh, they sung.

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Okay, now before anything else goes wrong, please remember

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the is there something else?

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That list looked long.

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It looked a little long.

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Yeah, are you able to hey, stop talking and do wherever the next step is, please.

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How does that not hurt?

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Probably shock.

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Probably the, the adrenaline and the shock.

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You just don't notice, oh, okay.

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Oh, you're dying?

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Thank God.

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Did she die in this episode?

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I don't know.

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Man, I sure do hope so.

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She overused her Byaku Gan.

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Facts.

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And it's time for the scene enhancer.

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There you go.

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Yes, you are absolutely number one to blame.

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Yeah, like you did this.

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Everyone else is inexperienced.

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Oh, we're also having a death water here.

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That's iced tea, liquid death.

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Yeah, agave and vitamins, so it's not the regular water thing.

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It's just juice.

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Oh, you have to offer to the gods.

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Okay.

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You could offer that girl.

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Yeah, kill Judy.

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Yeah, so murder Judy.

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Hey just a quick word.

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All of you been wrong this whole time, so maybe we should let the

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guy who actually read the fucking instructions make the decisions.

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Yeah, you voted as a group.

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How is he supposed to know?

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Okay, he should probably say that before he kills himself.

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There is no way someone this tan is Japanese.

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She looks Latina.

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Or Indian.

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Hey you ever hear about the one footed man in the ass kicking contest?

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He won.

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I love how these beasts are so generic looking.

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Yeah.

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They're like, Oh my God, like beasts, whenever they say beasts, they're gonna

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show an ogre, some lizard guy, and then smaller ogre goblin looking thingies.

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Guaranteed.

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Damn.

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That's as generic as they are.

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Oh I feel bad.

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You dick.

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I stand by what I said, but I still don't DEH OH HO!

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Oh, that's why they're getting the The money.

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The crystals.

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Okay, so I don't remember on the instructions, but it said only a

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certain amount of people will live.

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Oh, okay, there it is.

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Do they become Power Rangers now?

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No, now they become Digi destined.

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That would be hype!

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Hehehehehheh Heheheh Huh?

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Whoa.

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Yeah, it really doesn't.

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Why is there a shot of the cup?

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Why did you Why are y'all showing crotch?

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What is going on, bro?

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What is going on?

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Oh, if you watch them, they don't move.

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So then you gotta back up.

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What are you doing?

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Are you serious?

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Oh!

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She got out.

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I ain't gonna lie.

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I think she probably just killed him because, you about to take a shit?

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What's going on, bro?

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Tell me.

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Oh, okay.

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Alright, what's your guess?

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Do you think they died after escaping?

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I don't know.

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Thanks.

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You guys were there already.

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Yeah, so maybe you should shut the fuck up and listen to him.

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The weakest of all mankind.

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How did you base that out, bro?

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Wasn't there like a bunch of people on E?

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All right.

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We'll go into three, three triangle formation.

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You can actually high key get, don't do this with just two people.

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Okay.

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I don't know if you were caught up on previous events.

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I don't have a foot.

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Oh God.

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I hate this person so much.

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Facts.

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Yes.

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You've been this

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Thank you.

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Oh!

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D You know what?

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What's this guy's name?

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He's now my favorite anime character.

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My favorite character.

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You are my favorite anime character, bro.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Nicholas Dean used to sell life insurance?

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Yep.

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Man.

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I'm sure you could've taught this person a thing or two about

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good life insurance practices.

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Just a little bit.

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Oh, he blocked it.

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I don't How did you do that?

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I don't know.

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There's no way you fucking did that.

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Anime logic.

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Just get on top of the altar, man.

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Just Wow.

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Is that the other arm?

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Oh no, you still have an arm.

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How is he not dead yet?

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Because he's the protagonist.

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They're like

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Ooh.

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This is brutal, man.

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Dang, bro.

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How are you still alive?

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Yeah, that's what I'm gonna know.

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This man has the blood clots of a Jamaican.

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Oh, the timer went out.

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Yes.

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Oh, it listened to me.

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That's cool.

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Oh, I guess we're part of the game now.

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Or this is the ending.

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Oh, it's an ending.

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Okay, cool.

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What did you think, Nicholas?

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It was pretty good.

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I guess I see the pattern of it ends like that so you watch the next episode.

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It was an old TV trick but yeah.

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I honestly, I did like the episode.

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This was an interesting challenge.

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But, I assume that this show gets liked.

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And the thing, I I assume because it's the series that he passes some

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grand test and then Because the it's about the fact that he's the

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only one that can level up, right?

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You know what's weird?

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There's not anything I can Bless you.

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Appreciate it.

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Is there anything that I can point to that I really like about it so far?

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It could be only because it's only the second episode, but I,

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I still would watch another one.

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No, yeah, of course.

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Dude, do you think that people like take their headphones off?

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Jesus, man, you just sneezed.

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You just, in my ear.

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God, I hope so, or else someone's gonna be very upset at us.

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But, What is this ending here?

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This ending's crazy.

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Oh.

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The episode three is like a game.

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Oh, okay.

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Guys, this has been The Watch Along for episode two.

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I'm DJ.

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I'm Nicholas.

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And we'll see you next time.

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See you.

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About the Podcast

Southern Senpais
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Far from the far East, two American Southerners explore Japanese culture in Southern Senpais! Hosted by Derek Johnson (@derek.johnsonii) and Nicholas Killian (@nicholaskilliann), they discuss popular Japanese anime, manga, and video games from a Southern eye. Tune in as they navigate the culture from the perspective of two guys that grew up in small rural towns!

About your hosts

Nicholas Killian

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Nicholas Killian is an American actor From Louisiana.

Derek Johnson

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Derek Johnson II is an American screenwriter and director from Tennessee.